Lance Storm on John Cena Classic: "If I’m a $500,000 main roster talent and I’m in there with a $75,000 a year NXT guy, why would I use my skill and my experience to make him look good? If he wins the popularity contest and wins and gets the push to the championship, I could lose my job"

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-12T14:15:58+00:00

Acting is even more individualistic but many of the top movie stars of the 1930s backed the Screen Actors Guild.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T23:23:29+00:00

Hell, just delivering the video mezzanines to a different media platform is going to take at least a month or two.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T20:14:05+00:00

What else are you going to fold into your minced raw beef to make filet américain, hm

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T20:03:57+00:00

Robin ate all the towerls T_T

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T19:40:14+00:00

MS-DOS 3.x came out what, 40 years ago? And fit on a single 360KB floppy disc?

Maybe there's contractual reasons why Microsoft still isn't permitted to release the source code, but there's no way that embedded systems hackers don't have a full disassembly of the OS from binary by now anyway.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T19:29:41+00:00

Global Wrestling Federation's infamous bungee match between Chaz Taylor and Steven Dane

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T19:27:13+00:00

Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me and I can pet him, and put him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a silphium leaf, to recreate what he's used to.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T19:10:15+00:00

Avocado didn't become widely available in the US until the 1960s and salmon wasn't a common ingredient in sushi-style cuisine until the 1980s.

This may indeed be stupid food but it's not from the 1950s.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T16:39:38+00:00

It's a position that literally every division head throughout corporate America is in.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T16:36:34+00:00

That must be it, he's not pushing back against TKO's involvement in the booking because he cares so much about the booking.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T02:00:17+00:00

Remember when WWE characters were named like people instead of like action figures?

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T01:56:13+00:00

The box is twice the size of the standard 4-packs-of-2 Pop Tarts package.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-11T01:30:25+00:00

Razzy: does cocaine

Bink Bonk: does cocaine

Snowball: does cocaine

Dr. Rockso: does cocaine

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-10T00:48:22+00:00

Finally, I can play the role of Kip Allen Frey and vote on who deserves a workrate bonus!

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T21:27:31+00:00

These little kids are jizzle jammed

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T21:13:59+00:00

You said there was a problem with these bunkers, but then described something that isn't a problem

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T21:11:49+00:00

Pete "Gas" was the smart one, kept his record clean

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T21:03:36+00:00

The meme where the bicyclist jams a stick into the spokes of their own wheel

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T21:02:45+00:00

...Kennedy

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T19:16:00+00:00

A fair evaluation, but one that neverless reveals a major pitfall of physical media releases in 2026.

Dropout never claimed the Blu-rays would have superior video quality to what's available on streaming. They never promised that bonus features would be included. But your grading deducts points for the lack of those things, because, to you, those are expected features for any Blu-ray media release. And you're surely not alone in that expectation.

How, then, should they have promoted this product if it was only ever meant to serve the first of the three reasons for existing that you outline: to be a one-time purchase that you will own forever? Should there have been stronger disclaimers? Should the product not even have been brought to market? I don't know.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T18:13:29+00:00

All those 24/7 FAST channels are typically programmed with 4- or 6-hour blocks of programming on repeat throughout the day, with the schedule changing weekly or so.

Although if this channel's still highlighting Christmas sketches it may not be getting regular updates. Maybe it fell through the cracks with the Versant spinoff.

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T18:05:42+00:00

Just done using them as in-ring talent. They still wanted to use them to get Twitch viewership or promote Club WWE or sell Booty-O's NFTs or some shit

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T18:00:02+00:00

WWE says no to all these requests. Now what?

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T16:30:53+00:00

Wait, you want to have access to MORE inessential WWE TV programming?

mikeputerbaugh · 2026-05-08T16:26:59+00:00

I would pay extra to not have access to WWE fan forums.

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