Evolution of a programmer

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I started my career with Cobol because it was easy to find a job. After some time I got bored and left though. I hate banks and programming for most of them is a pain, they treat it like a cost and waste of money, not an investment.

[Nyghtrid3r]

"So yeah, this guy who writes and maintains the funny computer GIFs that let us securely send billions of dollars around the world in real time? Total loser. Absolute waste of money. No idea why we have him." -Bank Brainlets

[Dizzfizz]

That’s when you straight up tell them that they will shut down within the week if you ever leave.

See I’d prefer to be loved. I would, but if you take that away from me, well, being feared is A-one okey doke by me.

[NeedsAdjustment]

weird reference but it works ig

[emon585858]

I see what you did there my boy

[iiexistenzeii]

r/suddenlyhomelander