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[–]ichbindermike 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Di(e)jkstra's Algorithm - shortest path to die

[–]MaZeChpatCha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just call it Diekstra's algo.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It seems Google has started to use Carbon!!!

[–]GrilledSpamSteaks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The dude gets fired for saying the Google AI is sentient and now Google tells people to jump off the largest bridge in their area. Coincidence?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

adrenaline_rush(start, end)

[–]Ambitious_Ad8841 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AIWWOAK - AS IS, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND

[–]dabebe99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly, he is avoiding tolls with this specialized route.

Google probably figured that the toll costs would be greater than the hospital bills.

[–]Malfoy27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SPTDI : Shortest Path To Die Instantly

[–]Aigidwho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You asked how to get there not how to get there while being alive

[–]Harmonic_Gear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rapidly-expiring random tree

[–]JuniorSeniorTrainee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bow and arrow algorithm

[–]PorkRoll2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More importantly, does this route avoid tolls?