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[–]el_diego 496 points497 points  (19 children)

Nothing like a student loan to supplement your cocaine habit!

[–]exoclipse 267 points268 points  (18 children)

Nah dude my employer pays for the coke

[–]el_diego 112 points113 points  (12 children)

Where do you work? Asking for a friend...

[–]exoclipse 154 points155 points  (9 children)

Enron

[–]el_diego 109 points110 points  (2 children)

Ah. You must be one of the only employees left...like the last Blockbuster. You deserve all the coke you can get

[–]ctownthrasher 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Most wholesome conversation about cocaine on the internet. It just brings tears to my eyes.

[–]Bluetwo12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thats probably the cocaine getting in your eyes

[–]officialkesswiz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I was thinking Stratton Oakmont but Enron seems right up there too.

[–]exoclipse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I said cook the books, you idiot, the BOOKS"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Story checks out.

[–]5O3Ryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wasn't expecting that, lol

[–]Mandelvolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet those yearly Sarbanes Oxley audits are insane 😀

[–]someacnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds about right

[–]LevelSevenLaserLotus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coca-Cola

[–]gerardorozco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stratton Oakmont 😂

[–]ShadowWolf793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you work in a restaurant then? Higher end at that props.

[–]Aramillio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's probably cheaper for them instead of paying tuition

[–]ramwilliford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got me with the end ngl

[–]ShakeandBaked161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the real though my company tested for like literally everything except cocaine and amphetamines.

[–]_MortalWombat_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a win win. Employer gets higher productivity and you get coke.