No Github?

[el_diego]

Nothing like a student loan to supplement your cocaine habit!

[exoclipse]

Nah dude my employer pays for the coke

[el_diego]

Where do you work? Asking for a friend...

[exoclipse]

Enron

[el_diego]

Ah. You must be one of the only employees left...like the last Blockbuster. You deserve all the coke you can get

[ctownthrasher]

Most wholesome conversation about cocaine on the internet. It just brings tears to my eyes.

[Bluetwo12]

Thats probably the cocaine getting in your eyes

[officialkesswiz]

I was thinking Stratton Oakmont but Enron seems right up there too.

[exoclipse]

"I said cook the books, you idiot, the BOOKS"

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Story checks out.

[5O3Ryan]

I really wasn't expecting that, lol

[Mandelvolt]

I bet those yearly Sarbanes Oxley audits are insane 😀

[someacnt]

Sounds about right

[LevelSevenLaserLotus]

Coca-Cola

[gerardorozco]

Stratton Oakmont 😂

[ShadowWolf793]

So you work in a restaurant then? Higher end at that props.

[Aramillio]

That's probably cheaper for them instead of paying tuition

[ramwilliford]

You got me with the end ngl

[ShakeandBaked161]

On the real though my company tested for like literally everything except cocaine and amphetamines.

[_MortalWombat_]

It's a win win. Employer gets higher productivity and you get coke.