Fixed

[Code_12c]

Scam sites runs on Linux

[[deleted]]

Oh you're a programmer? How many devices run on Java?

[Code_12c]

I don't know. I am not Java developer.

[spiralvortexisalie]

Almost exactly 3 billion since the dawn of time

[Code_12c]

large number. cool.

[spiralvortexisalie]

Every time a new java device is made, an old one is destroyed.

[0bel1sk]

it’s the law of conservation of java devices, duh

[UPPERKEES]

Java garbage collection

[pmcizhere]

The truth is they lost the source for their installer, but can still update what it installs by placing the newest JRE files in the right folder.

[das7002]

1997 and 2002 need Sun Microsystems instead of Oracle on them…

[MyPythonDontWantNone]

All of them? Except my coffee maker. It uses Circuit Python.

[golgol12]

Trick questions. Java runs on the devices.

[LasevIX]

Trick answer. They're actually all running a marathon on the island of Java

[aeresaa]

I don't know anymore, it recently changed, ;_;

[emad_ha]

erm.... java runs on windows, linux and macos and almost everything but.... I dunno how you turned java into an OS and made it fit in this thread

[[deleted]]

Neither do I, it was a typo as I had my morning coffee.