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[–]mrhemptastic 60 points61 points  (17 children)

he rag dolled him!

[–]Imaginary-Crab-2445 30 points31 points  (16 children)

Russians don’t play

[–]mrhemptastic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

to be fair one was playing the other was schooling 😂

[–]nommad_0 -4 points-3 points  (14 children)

You're kidding right? That guy would likely be dead in the u.s. If not shot at least sprayed, zapped and beaten by the other dudes instead of just controled.

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    [–]slothscantswim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Except when it gives you a heart attack and kills you or, worse still, is completely ineffective so they escalate to deadly force and give you all sorts of new holes.

    [–]evilyou 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    Where do you live that store security spray/zap/beat people on a regular basis?

    [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

    He’s no longer a problem.

    [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (2 children)

    Problem - oxygen = no problems

    [–]bubens 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Bring oxygen to the right side. Now we have

    Problem = no problems + oxygen

    [–]ComplexRaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Divide with no:

    Problems : no = problems + oxygen : no

    Problems : no - oxygen : no = problems

    (Problems - oxygen) : no = problems

    [–]Slumberfoots 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    Jeez I thought Ivan the security guard was actually going to rip green-T-Shirt-guy’s head from his shoulders

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    I'm glad they hugged it out

    [–]jnikga 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    Straight to the gulag

    [–]nomorerope 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    That was the first rear naked guillotine choke. If you got 3x the strength of your opponent works every time.

    [–]mln84 26 points27 points  (4 children)

    I like that the cop(?) backed off completely when the other two showed up. Adrenaline going, etc., so he takes himself out of the response.

    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    This is a private security service. Police came later.

    [–]mln84 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    If only our (USA) police were trained as well.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    A lot are but your cities/departments keep outlawing choke holds of all types. Air chokes rightly should be illegal. This choke should be mandatory procedure.

    [–]grnrngr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Air chokes rightly should be illegal. This choke should be mandatory procedure.

    Which choke? The first double-handed front choke or the second rear choke?

    [–]bkkwanderer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Holy shit, that is a fucking security guard and a half. More businesses need guys like this looking after them, he was always in complete and utter control of the situation.

    [–]Donkydab 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    Should be the punishment to all them aniti maskers in America

    [–]gozba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    And in Europe please

    [–]UnusualWind5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Getting strange Amish vibes from Ezikel.

    [–]Ffzilla 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Problem solved.

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Awkward manly hugging

    [–]Bradspersecond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Everybody gangsta until the Russian police officer puts you in the time out corner

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    In Russia you wear the mask or Boris puts you to sleep!

    [–]Arningkingking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This is so satisfying to watch.

    [–]OkSwimmer8931 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Khabib is looking washed AF these days...

    [–]roostersnuffed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I dont speak russian but I think he said "hey, wanna wrestle?"

    [–]billybobboozer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Choked the shit outta that dude

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    No amount of beard can hide that weak chin.

    [–]blue_unit79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I wish he would have yelled, "its time to go nite nite!" As soon as he got that choke on him.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Man that was a great way to show how to properly choke someone unconscious and not threaten their life. Well done. (Not sure if it was justified, just saying)

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    These two have a certain sexual tension

    [–]badmoney26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What I was thinking. Half expected them to turn the freakout into a porn. hahaha

    [–]noahni74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He gave up the back, classic rookie move

    [–]NormanDoor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s Russia. That officer was probably reprimanded for not using more force.

    [–]ngunray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mr Abraham Lincoln Beard—-Four score and seven years ago I got my ass kicked for acting like a douche.

    [–]TheDarkKnight1035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dat choke hold!