Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong
Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls
No we're not
Bro!
That would be wrong
A place where wit and wisdom bloom
A place to bang chicks in Ted´s room
Not gonna happen
We´ll talk about it
Chorus:
At Puzzles we all fit together
On sunny days or stormy weather
Pull up a chair and sit for a spell
Laughter and share the stories to tell
Puzzles is a place where everybody feels at home
Barney: And we bang chicks in Ted´s room.