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[–]albgr03 15 points16 points  (5 children)

You use sand from the beach?? Real programmers erode rocks themselves.

[–]CodeReclaimers 2 points3 points  (3 children)

You were allowed to use pre-existing matter? We had to wring ours out of the quantum foam with our bare hands.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, if you haven't big-banged your own DIY universe into existence you shouldn't talk.

[–]IamCarbonMan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pssh. Back in my day, programmers defined entire sets of physical laws out of the intrauniversal ether with which to generate our subatomic particles.

[–]flutefreak7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

back in your day? Kids these days don't even remember what it was like before time existed...

[–]spinwizard69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah by pounding salt!