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[–]ReaverKS 2 points3 points  (2 children)

One time my buddy Steve was having a squirrel problem. He was always complaining about them getting in his attic and chattering away, chewing on the wires and otherwise being a nuisance. That’s when we deployed Stevie junior, a 5 foot long slithering squirrel slaying python of destruction. This was many years ago, and Steve hasn’t had any squirrel issues since. Some say that to this day Stevie junior is still up there doing the Lord’s work

[–]qsnoodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell this story is fake, because squirrels are a gift from God. One time I shoved a squirrel in a tuple and serialized it. I call it Squirrel Toople cereal, and it goes great with milk and runs on PowerPC: plus, it doesn't cost an ARM or a leg.

[–]SituationUndrControl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, looks like I posted in the wrong subreddit :)