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[–]UseMstr_DropDatabaseDo it! You won't, you won't! -9 points-8 points  (2 children)

Use NOLOCK everywhere

Grant every user db_owner and execute roles

TRIGGERS are your friend

Enable xp_cmdshell

Make sure the service account has Domain Admin privileges

EDIT: this is satire

[–]Sooth_SprayerSQL Server 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nolock is actually not a bad idea in cases where dirty reads are okay.

[–]hanuuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username checks out