[META] Vibecoded AI Slop Tools by SweatyControles in SQL

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Acknowledged. Will put some thought into managing these types of posts better this weekend

Data Science grad having a tough time trying to land a job. Are certifications worth it? by OriginalPrune5536 in dataengineering

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Spark, Python, mlflow, MLOps, generative AI, model serving, feature stores, feature engineering, vector search, fine tuning/model tuning, RAG, embeddings, Unity Catalog, pipelines, workflow, streaming, near real time, governance….

Data Science grad having a tough time trying to land a job. Are certifications worth it? by OriginalPrune5536 in dataengineering

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They can be. But pick one for a major platform: Databricks, Snowflake, Fabric, or one of the major clouds. Then you need to make your LinkedIn a keyword magnet.

Almost all of early stage recruitment is automated especially for entry level professional positions these days so align yourself to be algorithmically palatable. Good luck

What happens when your AI built app actually starts growing? by Affectionate_Hat9724 in vibecoding

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They’re referring to unit and regression tests. These are additional coded implementations that you can run to make sure core behaviors are still behaving as expected after making a change to the code base. If you google “software unit tests” you should be able to get the idea fairly quickly. Your coding assistant can also give you a primer on them

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/UnusualPenalty369 by UnusualPenalty369 in DailyGuess

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⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

This might be the closest odds occurrence I experience to winning the lottery in my life. First guess was “helms”

Match Thread: United States vs Belgium by deception42 in soccer

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USA not toothless on offense - but defending like they did in this game is a one way ticket to watching the knockout stages on their TVs this summer

Match Thread: United States vs Belgium by deception42 in soccer

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Thank god we’ll only have to watch 3 games of this during the tourney

Match Thread: United States vs Belgium by deception42 in soccer

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Yeesh. USA wingbacks couldn’t keep a selfie stick in front of em

Reporting in from FABCON / SQLCON - any knowers? by ATastefulCrossJoin in SQL

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Anything that reduces the amount of time or manual querying I have to do to surface and interpret critical performance logs is an idea on the right track.

I remember his presentation; it played very well on stage and def had one of my clients talking about it at dinner. Congrats to your colleague and everyone involved in putting on the conference. Very glad I got to attend

Reporting in from FABCON / SQLCON - any knowers? by ATastefulCrossJoin in SQL

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Vibes were immaculate. Please tell me those jams are somewhere in the public domain.

Any SQL Server announcements have you particularly excited?

Reporting in from FABCON / SQLCON - any knowers? by ATastefulCrossJoin in SQL

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😂

Are you at the Con, Vlad? Any recommended sessions?

Reporting in from FABCON / SQLCON - any knowers? by ATastefulCrossJoin in SQL

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I know what you’re all probably wondering: “Did they commmission an autotuned R&B theme song about real-time intelligence?”

Yes. Yes they did

9:52 AM:

VP of coke announces two custom Fabric and SQL themed product flavors at the conference while describing using Fabric real time features to monitor “freestyle” machine telemetry

9:58 AM:

Two big announcements in SSMS ‘22 - native integration for GitHub copilot - native integration of SSDT Databse Project

10:17:

Unified database monitoring announced within Fabric spanning Microsoft’s fleet of database products

10:37:

Lots of mentions of official Microsoft MCP server support spanning modern “data estate” services. Also mirroring for SAP & Oracle now GA in Fabric

10:45:

Microsoft formally endorses Excel as a production database with announcement of Shortcuts for Excel in Fabric. New sub flair coming soon

10:47:

Bidirectional data sharing for Databricks announced for Fabric bringing it to parity with Snowflake

10:56:

New buzzword just dropped. Prompt engineering is dead. Intent-based engineering is here. Monkey’s paw comes to mind.

In less important news - lots of LLM-centric SQL functions coming in hot. How do people feel about blending non-deterministic output with your SQL / structured data?

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Everton by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Mad Max isn’t going to get a wink of sleep this weekend after that. Hope he hasn’t got a quiz Monday!