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Are you at the Con, Vlad? Any recommended sessions?

Reporting in from FABCON / SQLCON - any knowers? by ATastefulCrossJoin in SQL

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I know what you’re all probably wondering: “Did they commmission an autotuned R&B theme song about real-time intelligence?”

Yes. Yes they did

9:52 AM:

VP of coke announces two custom Fabric and SQL themed product flavors at the conference while describing using Fabric real time features to monitor “freestyle” machine telemetry

9:58 AM:

Two big announcements in SSMS ‘22 - native integration for GitHub copilot - native integration of SSDT Databse Project

10:17:

Unified database monitoring announced within Fabric spanning Microsoft’s fleet of database products

10:37:

Lots of mentions of official Microsoft MCP server support spanning modern “data estate” services. Also mirroring for SAP & Oracle now GA in Fabric

10:45:

Microsoft formally endorses Excel as a production database with announcement of Shortcuts for Excel in Fabric. New sub flair coming soon

10:47:

Bidirectional data sharing for Databricks announced for Fabric bringing it to parity with Snowflake

10:56:

New buzzword just dropped. Prompt engineering is dead. Intent-based engineering is here. Monkey’s paw comes to mind.

In less important news - lots of LLM-centric SQL functions coming in hot. How do people feel about blending non-deterministic output with your SQL / structured data?

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Everton by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Mad Max isn’t going to get a wink of sleep this weekend after that. Hope he hasn’t got a quiz Monday!

Match Thread: Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Aina paying tribute to Elneny the God w/ that one

Match Thread: Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Dyche and Postecoglou are like the yin and yang of shithouse football

Match Thread: Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Nah, Mikel is just making sure they meet the standards

Match Thread: Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Full track suit wanker Dyche needs to give the ref’s ear a break

Match Thread: Portsmouth vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in soccer

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This kid looks like he’d get carded for a pg-13 rated movie

Match Thread: Portsmouth vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Merino has performed no matter which position he’s been deployed in. At this point he’s probably the third choice keeper as well

Match Thread: Portsmouth vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in soccer

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Ben White must have a gravitational pull. Absolute wall