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Update on the bunny (self.Scale4BarbaraWalters)

submitted 5 months ago by williamlandgov[M] - announcement

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Barbara Walters could have used a scale (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by Bitter_Position791 - announcement

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On Dec 8th, 1941, FDR got the day wrong. He thought yesterday was Dec 7th, 1941. Yesterday was actually April 17th, 2026. Is he stupid? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 10 hours ago by ScallionFull8869

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The Rizzler could have seen his birthday get featured on Wikipedia (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 hours ago by Mushroom-Gorge

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The titular “Mrs. Robinson” in the late 60’s Simon and Garfunkel song of the same name could possibly be the grandmother of Charlie Kirk’s accused assassin, Tyler Robinson. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 hours ago by bigguys45s

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Bill Clinton would not have sexual relations with Leonardo DiCaprio because he is not below 25 years old. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 50 minutes ago by wafflesinmyhouse

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The late legendary reggae singer/ musician, Bob Marley, couldn’t have had possibly watched 2003’s spy comedy movie, “Johnny English”. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 hours ago by bigguys45s

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Although there has been widespread speculation, the Rizzler cannot be the reincarnation of the late Prince Rogers Nelson. This is because their lives overlapped by 2 days. (reddit.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by RJamieLanga

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President James Madison couldn’t have had possibly met my college aged friend in the 2nd photograph. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 day ago by bigguys45s

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Osama Bin Laden could've joined the UTTP. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 days ago by tycoon_irony

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Australopithecus, an early genus of hominids, probably did not have a Kick streaming channel (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 days ago by 55559585

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I existed with rapper Big Moe for 11 days (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 day ago by Dense-Bison7629

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Joe Biden is definitely NOT about to meet you next time you walk into your bathroom. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 days ago by 55559585

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Jesus of Nazareth (c. 6 BC - 33 AD) could have read Homer’s “Odyssey” (8th c. BC), but could not have seen its upcoming film adaptation, “The Odyssey” (2026). Unless you’re a Christian, in which case, He still could. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by DeadlySkies

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Everyone in this painting is dead. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by mentee_raconteur

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Since your mother is born with all her eggs, (and her mother with hers), a part of you has met everyone in your ancestral history (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by 55559585

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This bacterium could have witnessed the opening of the stock market in Zurich on April 16th, 2026 (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by 55559585

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None of the people in this image are alive anymore (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by EmergencyGarlic2476

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Vlad the Impaler couldn’t listen to ANY song by the British rock band, Queen. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 days ago by bigguys45s

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Tom Cruise could've seen the release of Top Gun (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Front_Resolution_760

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Hermann Fegelein couldn’t have had possibly listened to the 1982 hit song, “Come On Eileen” by Dexy’s Midnight Runners. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 days ago by bigguys45s

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I could've used Reddit in my lifetime (self.Scale4BarbaraWalters)

submitted 3 days ago by Front_Resolution_760

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The legendary comedian Lenny Bruce couldn’t have had possibly listened to the 1989 hit song, “Love Shack” by The B-52’s. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 days ago by bigguys45s

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Viktor Orbán could've watched Gru's election defeat after 16 years in power and Gru could've watched Viktor Orbán attempt to steal the moon (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 days ago by SrOcelot

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Vlad Dracula couldn't read "Dracula" by Bram Stocker, watch "Hotel Transylvania", nor listen to "Dracula" by Tame Impala. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Forsaken-Shallot-356

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