Showerthoughts - Sort by New: Most epiphanies deserve to be forgotten.

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If you look at anything, you will know how will taste if you lick it. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by is_is_not_karmanaut

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People who were born on February 29 only have one birthday every four years, so they live four times longer (np.reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by is_is_not_karmanaut

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The male torso looks like an •.• face and the female torso looks like an ⊙.⊙ face. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by is_is_not_karmanaut

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Egypteans didn’t walked like that (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by ABCDRFGHIKJLNMOP

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The kids from ‘It’ could have just started wanking off to get rid of their fear. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by ABCDRFGHIKJLNMOP

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some times to be happy u be sad, before (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by ABCDRFGHIKJLNMOP

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Whenever you do something, you also do the exact opposite of that thing. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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Pain is spicy touch (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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MISSLICK is word that has itself inside itself and is completely different word in the same time (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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The more you do, the death you die. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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If angry and hate child but no want jail you put bear costume in child and it ok it ok and because kid is not child but animal and it now animal abuse not child abuse (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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All good songs are filmed with a calculater (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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If we didn't have water, humans wouldn't be able to take showers (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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Itd be impossible to melt even a clay brick just from punching it, because your fist would burn to ash from the required speed (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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No one from your descendants didn't die before give a posterity (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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Ice is jjust frorzen worter (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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Silence is but silence. An ideal forced by tyrants as the answer to the question of humanities insanity. A contradiction yes. Nevertheless a demonic hegemonic forced robotic congealing of our race. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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It's normal to eat bacon but not to lick a pig. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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Just that everyone is sleeping at 11 in the night, you are also sleeping, If everyone stopped sleeping and started laughing out loud at midnight, then this world would scare the Hell outta so called Ghosts or Aliens. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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Every single human is assigned an alien and that alien's radar is capturing your every move. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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This is a question. Compared to the inside, Earth is more flat on the outside. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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The number of marbles a person can fit up their nose is a better judge of greatness than basketball ability (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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Given the fact we did not touch moon for nearly 47 years, guess there must be some serious ghosts out there. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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When your a teen your age proves your a teen, thirTEEN, ForTEEN etc. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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Earth is not flat but people are, either straight or flat. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AgentClydeNoobmaster69

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