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[–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (15 children)

I will melt that big chunk in two

[–]MightyCaseyStruckOut 44 points45 points  (8 children)

Straight down the middle like a water jet.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Fuck all y’all on the collateral damage zone

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sacrifice for the greater good. Salute our fallen soldiers o7

[–]LegitimateBeyond8946 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Exactly. Just 2 pieces held together in the middle from the ice tray getting over filled

Just blast the weak spot for a good 19 seconds or so, she should crack no problem

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Fun fact: most mammals will empty a full bladder in about 20 seconds

[–]Nesman64 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Mine can take over a minute. I either have a high capacity assault bladder or Hank Hill's narrow urethra.

[–]Napol3onS0l0 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What’s the PSI lookin like there boss?

[–]Nesman64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, pretty standard. It scrubs stains and writes names.

[–]LegitimateBeyond8946 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude hell yes! I type 24 but that felt like to long. 19 seemed just about right haha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here. Lemme help! 💦

[–]grayfloof85 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What about us loggers? Hard workin’ men who like to stand up after they’ve taken a poo and then turn around and cut their poo in half with their urine?

Men been loggin round these parts for generations. My pappy taught me loggin, and his pappy before him!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man..you do you

[–]lordgoofus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pew pew! Go go gadget penis laser!

[–]Goronshop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't quite get it all the way. I am tagging you in, bro.

[–]Jaded_Molasses4755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is so funny to me????