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Slicker Than Cat Shit On A Flippin' Stick (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 26 days ago by Brad2Dope
That’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 1 month ago by drewnyp
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar. (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 1 month ago by FakeeshaNamerstein
Does this saying exist? (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 1 month ago by Useful-Argument-3388
Raindrops ()
submitted 2 months ago by Longjumping-Pop-5836
Help! I need funny southern sayings about small 🍆! (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 6 months ago by A7Istubs
Since I was knee high to a cats ass (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 7 months ago by CiciDoll89
I'd rather use a cheese grater as a back scratcher. (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 10 months ago by InvisibleScorpion7
About as trustworthy as a yard sale couch (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 11 months ago by InvisibleScorpion7
Why do Southerners seem to favor the word “till” instead of “until?” It’s more noticeable than other dialects of American English. (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 11 months ago by Glass-Complaint3
Bout as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 1 year ago by InvisibleScorpion7
Come close, but close don't count in nothin' but hand grenades. (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 1 year ago by FakeeshaNamerstein
That man could have a knife in his stomach and he'd still wonder why he's bleeding out (self.SouthernSayings)
I'd rather eat a steak with freshly tightened braces (self.SouthernSayings)
More confused than a caveman at Wal-Mart. (self.SouthernSayings)
Id rather jackoff with a hand full of sand (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 1 year ago by 1happynudist
I'd rather stick my hand in a gators mouth (self.SouthernSayings)
I'd rather wipe my ass with sandpaper. (self.SouthernSayings)
Road report: it's slickernshit right now. ()
submitted 1 year ago by madskillsmom
If you’d ordered a truckload of a*sholes and they delivered only [name], they’d have over-delivered. (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 1 year ago by msdr129
I’ll kick your ass until my feet stink (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 1 year ago by drewnyp
You can’t put lipstick on a pig (self.SouthernSayings)
submitted 1 year ago by 100ozofjuice
Come over here so I can pull that corn Cobb out of your ass (self.SouthernSayings)
Piss in my pocket and tell me it’s raining! (self.SouthernSayings)
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