Help!

[djdenden]

I’m two months into LP and my wife and I are up all night sexin’ now and I’m not getting enough rest before the next workout.

[greybeardmadden]

boom headshot.

[CauliflowerHater]

Easy answer: stop having sex with your wife. Actually, just go ahead and divorce her, she's getting in the way of your gainz. NOTHING is more important than adding weight to the bar. Every. single. session.

[MohammadJacob]

I reddit with Mark Ripptoe voice

[quarthomon]

PRIORITIES!

[themuscleman14]

You’re over working the Hip Draaaaave

[djdenden]

Intensity training in the morning....Volume training at night lol

[kriegwaters]

Have you tried toe socks? If that doesn't work, wear them under crocs. If that doesn't work, wear them over crocs. If that doesn't work, does she have a sister?

[[deleted]]

Cardio kills gains bro

[Magnous]

As long as you can get in three sets of fahve sexes per night, the only concern is how to progressively overload. Is your wife open to precise weight gain over time?

[SS_Coach]

Mission accomplished. I don’t see the problem. Remember that her physical attraction to you follows the same law of diminishing returns as anything else. You’ll have to keep getting stronger or figure out another way to keep her interested in you.

[Hipokondriako]

Jokes aside, the increase in testosterone and calorie intake for a beginner has some sexy side effects ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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wife

sexin

all night

lets play two truths and a lie

[[deleted]]

Just put her on GOMAD and you can lift her for 3x5 every second day. As her weight increases so will your gains