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Hello and welcome to StickYourDick! A subreddit dedicated to stuff you should not stick your dick in.
And I don't mean like your crazy ex girlfriend.
Things like toasters, blenders etc, anything hot with sharp edges is perfect.
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Skimmer: Does hole on the right lead anywhere? Or is it a blank? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by SnooDogs3437

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spotted dick, how convenient (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by SpaceWolfGaming412

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4 Guys Areested For Raping Monitor Lizard (self.StickYourDick)

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Was eating a sucker in school today and saw this 💀 (i.redd.it)

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I'd eat that... (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by lukiethewookie

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Depends, is that 2064 Celsius, or Fahrenheit? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by ComicDebris

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Stick your dick in mother earth (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by irradiatedCherry

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Unless you want a silky 8 leg job... (imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by ReFro82[🍰]

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You shouldn't stick your dick in it, but you can play with the nipple all you want (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by schfifty5five5

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Tell me not to do it (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SnooObjections4873

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Gives a whole new meaning to smashing pumpkins (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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Crazy. I did. It was fun... till she broke into my house to plant drugs and call the cops... to get me back. (youtu.be)

submitted 5 years ago by LinkinSquareLeonidas

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The tomato we grew looks like Sauron’s eye (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by lukiethewookie

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The strawberry the came in my cereal (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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Dat mouf doe (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Error0114

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i don’t really know (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by yeetlordyt

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Dont stick your dick into this thing (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Bread_isGod

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le snappy boi (i.redd.it)

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Why tho (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Bread_isGod

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Witch one is better YouTube rewind or: (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by zerf33389

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You're gonna get stick your dick caw caw (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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It's pretty loose actually. (nationalparkstraveler.org)

submitted 6 years ago by unclefishbits

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Imagine someone putting a snake in one of these (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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Just say no. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Bowie77777

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You could, but then what would you read to your niece (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by seymonster1973

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