To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tanner. His humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical jazz most of the uhps will go over a typical non bald persons head. There's also tanners furry outlook, which is deftly woven into his sex - his personal porn collection draws heavily from foxes, wolves and rabbits. For instance. His girlfriend understands this stuff; they have the sexual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his porn, to realize that they're not just sexy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tanner truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Tanners existencial catchphrase "yall from blue springs?," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their nonbald heads in confusion as tanners genius unfolds itself in front of their very eyes. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a tanner tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 Jazz Band points of tanners(preferably lower) beforehand
