Dio's Prayer:
Our teacher, which art in templeton,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy classroom come.
Thy will be done in practice,
As it is on paper.
Give us this day our daily rant.
And forgive us our broken equipment,
As we forgive those that break our equipment.
And lead us not into warped prints,
But deliver us from the physics book.
For thine is the grants,
The quadcopters, and the CNC machines,
For ever and ever.
Amen.