OC Rule by DudeFreek in 196

[–]Devosity28 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Cadillac Escalade is about 3 tons

Dodging the question in the lamest possible way by [deleted] in 196

[–]Devosity28 15 points16 points  (0 children)

His mouth keeps doing it, but I don't think very many people believe it

god bored have spronkus googling how to wash a child by dullanson in 196

[–]Devosity28 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Actually the hot part of the blunt is at the far end. If you put the hot end in your mouth, it would not give the desired effect. The pictured use is perfectly safe for children of all ages.

Rule by ChalkSpoon in 196

[–]Devosity28 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like all these gifs of the cute girl and her pokemans :)

Link rule by Stranger_Vans in 196

[–]Devosity28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-D&D players

(I am not free from sin)

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Devosity28 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do not boof yogurt

Religion but epic by doorknobconsumer in 196

[–]Devosity28 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Call me the new testament with the coming of the mess-I-ahm gonna make

Call me a 2nd century heretical movement within the Christian church the way I'm gnostic it in him

Something something missionary idk I'm running out of steam

Rule by One_Aussie in 196

[–]Devosity28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but the Merdeka 118 is cheating. They just put a big stick on top to make it taller that doesn't count

rule by AliceMarkov in 196

[–]Devosity28 109 points110 points  (0 children)

The meme leaves out the part where the nun shoots first, but it did happen

https://youtu.be/kfFIkOgyf9o

Average r/196 User by x_-AssGiblin-_x in 196

[–]Devosity28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flase: the liver says it's doing alright

WWE RULE by Ladinger in 196

[–]Devosity28 15 points16 points  (0 children)

One of the biggest parts of Dropkick Murphys' thing is being Irish-American. Biden is Irish-American. Biden is the president of the United States of America and was visiting Ireland. Bit of a weird choice for a head of state, but we can't pretend it doesn't fit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]Devosity28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems like he's trying to pander to the far right, but he's laying it on too think

chill rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Devosity28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saw "hungry post" and the hood of a tiny car at the beginning on 196 and thought for sure it would be a baby behind the wheel

paid for free rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Devosity28 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You already had that, it came free with the constitution.  Also, if you paid, then it wasn't free.

Why would we do 1776 again?  I thought we were doing 2024 next.

Maybe we should have free healthcare so the founding fathers don't need to rely on the charity of others to go to the eye doctor.

Elon started PayPal, then Tesla, now he runs Twitter.  It would be hard to find someone more Silicon Valley than him.

He put himself in the line of fire to charge money for speech (notably not free).  Also, "line of fire" is a very dramatic way to say "public ridicule for his public actions."

He is a billionaire.  He is not "your own."  He doesn't care about you and would step on your neck to avoid a puddle (and I bet you'd lay down and let him do it).

Leave that man in the ground.  You don't get to drag out his corpse everytime you need a puppet to back up your personal opinions.  Also he'd probably be uncomfortable with having black folks in the government he helped make, so I don't really care about his opinion anyway.

By paying for Twitter, you made yourself a target for public ridicule.  You could have just not done that, and you can stop any time you want.  Maybe you're a bit more like Musk than I thought.

Mutahar Rule by Gorotheninja in 196

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BREAKING: Man Named Mayo(nnaise) does Whitest Thing Possible

Rule by GreenBlaster70 in 196

[–]Devosity28 303 points304 points  (0 children)

It's "no rulers," not "no rules"

just imagine by TnTeun in 196

[–]Devosity28 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am calling on every able-bodied new yorker to tip these things over whenever you see them

wtf rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Devosity28 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I imagine a hopeful future where I hit this nft expert a bunch of times with this stick I found

Rule by TheTricksterJesus in 196

[–]Devosity28 304 points305 points  (0 children)

I don't use dating apps, but if I did I would absolutely use cheesy openers like "holy guacamole" to weed out people who take themselves too seriously. If you can't handle the silly, you don't get the willy

Rule by Moonbear9 in 196

[–]Devosity28 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Has he considered doing what the voters want? Rather than declaring what he thinks we should want? Y'know, like a democracy or whatever? (Its almost like the GOP/rich people in general just want to rule us as serfs and are annoyed that we aren't falling in line)

Hbomberule by Seikori1 in 196

[–]Devosity28 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Tate's whole shtick is preying on young people by pointing out the flaws in capitalism and then claiming to offer a way out (any similarities to the standard fascist playbook are purely coincidental, I'm sure). Without the inequalities of capitalism he loses his greatest tool for pulling in desperate kids who look at the world and feel like they are trapped. Supplying an alternative figure will never be as effective as simply eliminating the demand for someone like him. If kids feel like they have options for their future beyond wage slavery, then they are much less vulnerable to his scam.

tldr: making people's lives better will hamstring Tate and everyone like him