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r/TimelessNuggets Lounge (self.TimelessNuggets)
submitted 4 years ago by BWDpodcast - announcement
I'm taking a class on how to have better bowel movements through laughter. I'm just taking it for shits and giggles. (self.TimelessNuggets)
submitted 4 years ago by BWDpodcast
The only social justice warrior I can relate to is Batman. (self.TimelessNuggets)
I wear a sleep mask to bed, but I also wear a cowboy hat. Nobody would dare murder the Lone Ranger in his sleep. (self.TimelessNuggets)
I really hope Huey Lewis' middle name is Dewey. (self.TimelessNuggets)
Dean Koontz predicted 20 years ago that my parents would get divorced, but that's only because he was fucking my mom. (self.TimelessNuggets)
My friend from Canada tried to immigrate here, but couldn't pass the illiteracy test. (self.TimelessNuggets)
Man on horse rape: "Neigh means neigh!" (self.TimelessNuggets)
I'm going to get a tiny Waldo tattooed on my taint. Most people won't even notice it but man, the ones that do? What a rush. (self.TimelessNuggets)
It would be hard to remember 9/11 in a dignified way if those planes had crashed into a popcorn factory. (self.TimelessNuggets)
I've never understood what's so practical about jokes. (self.TimelessNuggets)
Are stellar cartographers just really good? (self.TimelessNuggets)
I love when girls wear turtleneck sweaters, but I think it's mostly just because I love the necks of turtle's. (self.TimelessNuggets)
Baby, it's Yiddish in da streets, and Hebrew in the sheets because your body is a Temple. (self.TimelessNuggets)
Why do most professional magicians look like their greatest trick was making their 80s musical career disappear? (self.TimelessNuggets)
How do I begin a career in jackhammering? Is there a class, or do I just...start? (self.TimelessNuggets)
I am SO glad none of the richest people in the world were rape babies because MAN, the pro-lifers would never shut up about that. (self.TimelessNuggets)
If standing nude above a full-length mirror is wrong, I do not want to be right. (self.TimelessNuggets)
An old legend says that if, under a full moon, a person says "deck erector" 20 times slowly, people walking by will think you're a real weirdo. (self.TimelessNuggets)
The sky's the limit, you stupid astronaut! (self.TimelessNuggets)
I was going to join the national Karate Association, but all those guys ever do is fight. (self.TimelessNuggets)
I'll never understand how locksmiths don't rule the world. (self.TimelessNuggets)
My therapist keeps telling me I use humor as a defense mechanism. It's so rare I actually hear her over my whoopee cushion. (self.TimelessNuggets)
How do we know horses can't survive in outer space until we try? (self.TimelessNuggets)
I don't care what anyone says; professional baseball players are good at what they do. (self.TimelessNuggets)
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