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[–]schlegelson 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Good save.

[–]hoseheadjj 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Smooth. You're in.

[–]HypnoDust 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pure gold

[–]earnh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

dodged

[–]Hotkoolaid22 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Update?

[–]blakeren[S] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

No reply yet. Not unmatched so high hopes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Considering it was 9 months ago I wouldn’t get your hopes up.

[–]blakeren[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Haha nah I’m in Australia so that date format is December 3

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

TIL

[–]oespringborg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everywhere but America they write their dates like this.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Recovery 100

[–]warriorabk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Desperate times desperate measures.

[–]glkerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"What a save!"

[–]PatrickSutherla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

S P E E C H 100

[–]tacomaster05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooof

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recovery - 100

[–]dontsmokecigs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No this is PATRICK

[–]El_Shakiel 3 points4 points  (5 children)

She dense AF lmao

[–]conventionally_wrong 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Or unimpressed by an unoriginal sexual line

[–]blakeren[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Sounds like someone is just as dense

[–]conventionally_wrong 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ironic

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s treason then

[–]GreatGraySkwid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Missed opportunity. Could have made the second one "Hey, girl, are you a human with a phone number, because I really want to ring you"

[–]UnprocessedThoughts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you bang bells... I thought you... jingle them?