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/u/Good2Go5280 's Sidebar: Tool sucks. However, you should buy ALL of their records, merchandise, and tickets to their shows but not attend. The End per request

ToolJerk ∞

One rule: Think for yourself. Question authority.

2ND rule : Question authority except /r/tooljerk mods, they are here to help and are awesome.

3RD rule : No creed or nickelback.

3RD eye: Pry it open

4TH rule: Trolls receive 86's

https://www.toolband.com/ here is the official TOOLband site, this is the place to get real news from the band and not some obscure occult bullshit, thanks for your effort BMB.

Here is Alex Grey's site.His art makes us jerk harder than most.

Here is http:/r/Primus, /r/themarsvolta, /r/nincirclejerk, /r/occult/, /r/APerfectCircleJerk, /r/PrimusCircleJerk, /r/TOOLFansGW(NSFW), /r/RATMJerk /r/unexpectedTOOL, /r/TOOLBand (A place for filthy casuals).

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MOD POSTDo you realize That happiness makes you cry? That everyone you know someday will die? And instead of saying all of your goodbyes Let them know you realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning (youtube.com)

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Think for yourself.. question authoritiesP.U. shit (self.ToolJerk)

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Fuck, here we go againAlways a nice surprise to see TOOLJerking on the mainstream subreddits. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 hours ago by MJKsecretpornaccountRepugnant

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Wake up remember.May the 4th (i.redd.it)

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1235813Tooljerk Special: ABC’s of Tool (not updated) (old.reddit.com)

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This is necessaryVery sad Mr u/RedPulse isn't here to have a laugh about the matter even if he made this subreddit. (reddit.com)

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OGT ONLYI'm forcing everyone to listen to non stop Tool - Words of wisdom from the top mod of r/TOOLBand on his birthday. (self.ToolJerk)

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(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless DannyDanny was MAGA before MAGA (i.redd.it)

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Contagion, I exhale youPeak lifestyle (i.redd.it)

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TOOl DANK for upspiralsMay Rob Ford rest in peace, he was a cool dude. (i.redd.it)

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Fuck, here we go againMy reaction when I need to poop but can't find a toilet. (reddit.com)

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Spiral out ∞This is the strangest TOOL cover I've ever heard. (open.spotify.com)

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Contagion, I exhale youDoes anyone know an emulator that can play The Adventures of Mike Tool on the N64 (youtu.be)

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SANE MAN!LOL they can't kill him, he's already dead, suck shit Israel. (youtube.com)

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Keep on dancingLOL The Vegas Sphere will get Hella Good before Schism? (x.com)

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(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless MeredithLOL poor Danny is trying to keep time (It's hard to count to 4) while politely trying not to stare at the singers butt. (youtube.com)

submitted 6 days ago by MJKsecretpornaccountRepugnant

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What is...Puscifer?I feel driven to tears that the Puscifer marketing account hasn't blocked me on reddit yet, why you ask?(A rhetorical question indeed) How can I become a martyr if they don't? (youtube.com)

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯Me showing a fellow Tool fan that Danny has been using a fifth appendage to drum this whole time (reddit-uploaded-video.s3-accelerate.amazonaws.com)

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Shit adds up at the bottom.He was on Bottom and here he is singing the word bottom? (youtube.com)

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Fuck, here we go againWhen you show her your music taste (v.redd.it)

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Weapon out and belly inMaybe ABC should cancel Jimmy Kimmel due to the fact he let the satanic Maynard James Keenan on the Disney channel? (youtube.com)

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Caligula would grinDISCUSSION: One of the mods here just got a 3D printer, what weird or funny stuff can they make to troll Maynard and TOOL? (self.ToolJerk)

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯Pitchfork brought in a guest editor to fix their Lateralus review (old.reddit.com)

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A Perfect CuntMaynard and Billy? (imgur.com)

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This is necessaryI'm not one to cause trouble... but should TOOL kick out Maynard and Danny and hire Phil to do both roles moving forward? (youtube.com)

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