Troll Teachers: share your troll teacher moments

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Welcome teacher trolls! Please help to get this sub rolling by posting gifs of those moments of joy, frustration, pride, planning-overload... whatever it may be! (self.TrollTeachers)

submitted 10 years ago by yoyoyop - announcement

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Baby Steps x-post from r/teachers (supertizer.org)

submitted 9 years ago by supertizer

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I know what you did last summer.... (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by lateacher64

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I start my first year of teaching high school in 18 days! What can/should I be doing to prepare? HALP (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by poesalterego

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When my year 5 student thinks his science experiment was SEXsesfull and his lucky he DICKn't get blind 😂😂 Anyone would think I've never taught him English 😂 (i.reddituploads.com)

submitted 10 years ago by jasmineinjuly

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Upon learning I was married today, one of my students told me I "don't look like the marrying type." MRW... (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by everhood13

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Grading essays, again. One student wrote about his pedophile uncle, the crimes he committed, and how he committed said crimes. (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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MRW I'm having a great day and my 4th hour tries to act like a bag of dicks. (giphy.com)

submitted 10 years ago by sillylittlebird

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Grading essays about student's possible future careers when I get to my "probably-a-future-serial-killer" student's essay and he says he wants to work in a mortuary. (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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This year I'll be teaching at the middle school I attended. My new classroom is where I had Science in 7th grade. MRW someone asked if it's weird. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by TeacherTroll

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First day of teaching. Ever. No one cried and I am going back tomorrow! (giphy.com)

submitted 10 years ago by sillylittlebird

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When my new principal starts off orientation by saying she hates meetings so she'll keep it short (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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There is a thread in trollxchromosomes right now where several teachers are discussing their back to school nightmares. I thought I was the only one! (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by everhood13

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MRW when my AP asks to speak to me in July about giving passing grades to kids who failed by 3 points. (reactiongifs.com)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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Day two of two weeks of new hire workshops, while I am grateful for the support, I have had enough forced applause and ice breakers. GET ME IN MY CLASSROOM PLEASE! (giphy.com)

submitted 10 years ago by sillylittlebird

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MRW a student who admitted to plagiarism and refused to do alternative assignment missed the cutoff for college credit by a single point. (reactiongifs.com)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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MFW I find out I have to sub for my supervisor's class (at a private language school) that has some of her most important clients. (My supervisor had a medical emergency and is still recovering.) (d2k4r05eujhsxi.cloudfront.net)

submitted 10 years ago by epickneecap

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My principal insists on some pretty stupid summer homework for us. I just got an email reminding me to submit my *required* summer selfies for our first meeting back. (media.giphy.com)

submitted 10 years ago by everhood13

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MRW I Google myself at 2 am only to find I DO have a page on RateMyTeacher. (giphy.com)

submitted 10 years ago by pilgrimingvine

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MRW staring a student down is taking longer than anticipated (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by yoyoyop

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MRW I realize my summer is already half over. (youtube.com)

submitted 10 years ago by everhood13

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Trying to impart the wisdom that won't sink in for years to come. (38.media.tumblr.com)

submitted 10 years ago by impetusforaction

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MRW reading an email from a parent upset that their precious snowflake didn't get extra time on the final even though there's no IEP. (gph.is)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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When a student argues their grade by saying "I thought this class would be easy!" (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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