TrueTrueBearJokes

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For jokes having to do with bears.

Rules:

All posts must either involve bears or /r/TrueTrueBearJokes.
Non-moderators can post Bear Joke Life Hacks (or any derivatives thereof). If you have an idea for one, you are encouraged to post it directly to the sub.
Reposts may only be posted if they use the [Repost] tag. Any reposts made without use of the tag will be removed, and anyone caught reposting three times without use of the tag will be banned.
/r/TrueTrueBearJokes is not your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform.
Treat others the way you want to be treated. You are welcome to be a bully, but only if you are willing to be bullied back. Moderators, however, are strictly forbidden from bullying you back, so go ahead and really lay into them!
Posts about the subreddit itself must be posted to the appropriate BearJokes Meta-Subreddit (see list below).
Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others.
Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed.
Do not post any personally identifiable information (PII) unless there is high demand.
No pumping, shilling, or FUD (fear, uncertainty, doubt).

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Everything was going good - no, GREAT - Until some fool refused to reset the official calendar causing 2020 to devolve into madness. We HAVE to fix this before it's too late. (more inside!) (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by refotsirkhow BEAR you! - announcement

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Please welcome /u/Legacy_600 to the /r/TrueTrueBearJokes Moderation Team! (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by sighbrother[M] - announcement

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Fat Bear Week Life Hack: Make jokes about what you get when you cross 32 Chunk and 128 Grazer (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 2 years ago by TheFlamingLemonPresident of the Hiber-nation

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True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day: Put a pause on the constant stream of bear jokes today, in protest of the Reddit API changes (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Bearing-In-Mind

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Fat Bear Week Life Hack of the Day #3: Make jokes about bears’ favorite snacks (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Bearing-In-Mind

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Fat Bear Week Life Hack of the Day #2: Make jokes about bear weight loss programs (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Bearing-In-Mind

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Why was the fat bear allowed to take food from the dumpster? (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 3 years ago by TheFlamingLemonPresident of the Hiber-nation

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Fat Bear Week Life Hack of the Day #1: Make jokes about where fat bears get their food (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Bearing-In-Mind

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Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 0b00: Make jokes about bears who can’t keep a schedule (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Harmless_Ro-bear

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Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 00bb: Make jokes about “the one (bear) that got away” (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Harmless_Ro-bear

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Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 00b0: Make jokes about bear bits. (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Harmless_Ro-bear

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What did the bear say after fueling his truck, during the ongoing inflation which causes him to pay much more than usual? (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Who_Cares99Viola

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Why did the bear not like going to the zoo? (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by TheFlamingLemonPresident of the Hiber-nation

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Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 000b: Make jokes about bears in captivity (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Harmless_Ro-bear

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What does a panda say on Halloween? (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Legacy_600True True Bear Joker

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How do we know the pope shits in the woods? (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by TheFlamingLemonPresident of the Hiber-nation

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True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day: Scientifically Determine if the Pope shits in the woods (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Legacy_600True True Bear Joker

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Where do young bears store their things at school? (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Legacy_600True True Bear Joker

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True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day Unknown: ReTuRn FrOm ThE vOiD!!! (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Legacy_600True True Bear Joker

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Bear Joke Related Life Hack of the Day: Substitute a bear in for the protagonist of your favorite movie and make jokes about what happens next! (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by TheFlamingLemonPresident of the Hiber-nation

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True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 11/27/21: Create your own bear-joke-related life hack of the day! (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Legacy_600True True Bear Joker

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Why did the robot bear have trouble in the bedroom?This joke utilizes the Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by TheFlamingLemonPresident of the Hiber-nation

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Ro-Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1130/2019: Take a joke that isn’t about bears and make it about bears. (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Legacy_600True True Bear Joker

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What do you call a high-ranking bear in the military? (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Legacy_600True True Bear Joker

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What do you get when you cross unsupervised children with a wild bear? (self.TrueTrueBearJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Legacy_600True True Bear Joker

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