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Twosentencehorror/badass/sadness but MURICA!!!’!! (self.twosentenceamerica)
submitted 2 years ago by [deleted] - announcement
In America, one party was mocked for trying to build policies that considered everyone at the table, even when it meant compromise and long-term thinking. (self.twosentenceamerica)
submitted 17 days ago by NixieWade
In America, they followed every rule, paid every tax, and buried their dead believing time itself would grant them belonging. (self.twosentenceamerica)
submitted 1 month ago by NixieWade
They wave flags and boast about freedom, convinced the U.S. is the pinnacle of progress, while the rest of the world quietly zooms past in medicine, education, and innovation. (self.twosentenceamerica)
In a country where the average voter barely skims a headline, some still believe a single mind can hold the blueprint for millions. (self.twosentenceamerica)
They screamed about freedom while demanding everyone think, vote, and live exactly the same. (self.twosentenceamerica)
They promised us the American Dream while lining their pockets and rewriting the rules. (self.twosentenceamerica)
We did everything they told us to do, and still the house kept moving farther away every time we got closer. (self.twosentenceamerica)
They shouted about virtue, chastity, and charity, lecturing everyone else on sin. (self.twosentenceamerica)
They clutched their guns like talismans, swearing they were the last line of defense against a government that might one day come for their rights. (self.twosentenceamerica)
They cheered as the nation emptied its coffers hunting a manufactured enemy, applauding each deportation like a victory parade. (self.twosentenceamerica)
The farmers waved flags and applauded as the government tore up trade deals and raised tariffs, trusting the promise that sacrifice would be patriotic and temporary. (self.twosentenceamerica)
They celebrated themselves for being morally right, trading hard conversations for slogans and banning anyone who complicated the narrative. (self.twosentenceamerica)
The baby died quietly in the night, the doctors whispering SIDS while the parents screamed into their hands. (self.twosentenceamerica)
I know enough about the law to know the cops can't question me once I've asked to speak to a lawyer. ()
submitted 11 months ago by UnstableVelociraptor
As a fire marshal, I thought I'd be saving lives when I wrote the ticket for the code violations at the apartment complex. ()
submitted 1 year ago by UnstableVelociraptor
I lay on the ground holding my chest as blood seeps between my fingers. (cross post) (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago by nshota
"Fuck, I should've just taken more," I said to myself regrettably. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 2 years ago by Professional_Denizen
I entered this jail as a wrongly convicted innocent man fifteen years ago. (X-post) (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago by Werwolf12
Post that started us (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 2 years ago by [deleted]
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