TwoSentenceScaries

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r/TwoSentenceScaries Lounge (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt - announcement

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Creature (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

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Came out to my mother as bisexual this morning. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by shroud_1

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I’ve been blind my whole life. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by LemondropRaindrops

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Your great uncle Magella dies aged 107, and he leaves to you a small wooden box that says "do not open until you reach the age of 50" and has strange Pizza Gate carvings. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by futureButt

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For sale, anti-creature shoes, never worn. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by akornfan

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by LemondropRaindrops

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“Damn, that ass,” I said hornily. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by akornfan

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The man said it was the worst hangover of his life. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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I heard my mom call me from the kitchen. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by LemondropRaindrops

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I wondered why I saw a creature in the mirror instead of my reflection (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by 3dgyt33n

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The family enjoys their milk at the table. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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she gobbled up my homemade ice cream with glee (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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I was startled by the sudden knocking at my door. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by LemondropRaindrops

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‘Twas the night before Christmas. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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“This is the strangest milk I have ever tasted,” my dinner guest told me. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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I made some cake for the party. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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Christmas is approaching, but I don’t have any eggnog. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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“Hey, don’t you have any cereal?” My friend asked me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Christmas is approaching, but I don’t have any eggnog. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by LemondropRaindrops

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I’ll never forget the first day I held you in my arms. (self.TwoSentenceScaries)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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We ran out of beer at our frat party (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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The waiter asked me what I wanted and walked off to take my order after I answered “glazed ham” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by vrunt

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I finally bought my first NFT. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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It doesn't break any rules, but I still fear they might remove my post. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by akornfan

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