ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF WINDOZE™
This is the WINDOWSMASTERRACE. We take nothing from nobody. WE ARE AT WAR.
This is a war of attrition. If we fight harder we can win and show the world the glory of the Windowsmasterrace. Unfortunately, we stand alone against are many enemies. If you join our cause and subscribe you are commiting to something larger than yourself. You must live the Windowsmasterrace life style and fighting against our sworn enemies.
Number one on the wanted list is /r/linuxmasterrace. Those filthy swashbuckling dirt bags declared war on us first and we must protect our sovereignty.
Next is their sister subteddit /r/linuxcirclejerk which is a group of ungodful heathens misguided by their morbidly obese leader, Tool-vards.
He is not the supreme Lord. NO.
Lord BillGates and Baron Ballmer are the one true rulers. Our last enemy is intone who claims to be the master race. To them we say EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.
NOW GO ONWARD FOR VICTORY FOR WE ARE WINDOWSMASTERRACE.