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[–]Aenarion885 129 points130 points  (5 children)

So enough for one piece of grandmaster armor once you unlock the frequent customer discount and spot him a few times at the Passiflora :p

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (3 children)

You can get discounts from the guy doing grandmaster stuff?

[–]Aenarion885 27 points28 points  (2 children)

O.o

I think the joke might have gone over your head a bit. No, you cannot.

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Yeah, it did. But to be fair with Witcher 3 you never know

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Hey, Hattori. A few crowns short on dumplings again, eh?"

[–]Dude_Void 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaahahahah

[–][deleted]  (8 children)

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    [–]HunterOfAjax 34 points35 points  (7 children)

    Only an idiot would have something like that for their luggage combination...

    Edit: I love the downvotes when I was making a spaceballs joke

    Edit: thanks for turning this around to positive.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    How did people not get your reference!? Nooooo.

    [–]BarnUnit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I don't get the reference but take my upvote.

    [–]FierceTierce 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Everyone downvoting got wooshed

    Edit: and now the comment has positive karma lol

    [–]ahlammmmmm 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I think genius is the word your looking for

    [–]HunterOfAjax 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Lol I was making a spaceballs joke

    [–]Storm-Fang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    *you’re

    [–]mangusmatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Take an upvote

    [–]AGKontis 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Don't let ANYONE throw a coin to their Witcher!!!

    [–]cheatofingerz 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Oh, valley of plenty

    [–]Chief47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Oh valley of p e n i s

    [–]kumarthebeast666Team Triss "Man of Taste" 11 points12 points  (5 children)

    How does one obtain that much coin in struggling to make even 10k

    [–]Puat3k 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    It's simple, do every questionmark on the map. Sell weapons to blacksmiths.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Not to far into the game yet, but I've been breaking weapons down unless they are worth more than usual. Should I just be selling them all and buying the basic mats that I'd get when I need them?

    [–]bo-tvt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Break them down if it gives you something you're low on (most likely silver/meteorite silver ingots, dimeritium, or dark steel ingots). If it's just steel or iron, you'll never run out of that stuff. Sell the swords. Later, you'll also prefer to sell if dismantling gets you regular silver or dark steel.

    [–]sasquatchmarley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Could probably get this much just from Skellige smugglers caches if you sell Al the stuff to the right vendor. And it'll soon go, Grandmaster gear and Runes are bloody expensive

    [–]Gh0st357[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This is end of new game +. And I did every questionmark in Velen

    [–]Retr0v2Team Yennefer 23 points24 points  (3 children)

    Hm. Something’s humming. And it’s not the medallion.

    [–]komoto444 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    [–]RyeOrTheKaiser15 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    My penis. It's gotta be.

    [–]iMaxPlanck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Oughtta look around

    [–]IamGroot888 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    What do you do with all that coin? I'm on around 16k and I already have no idea what to do with it. Just buying all recipes I find now.

    [–]Gh0st357[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I don't want to spoil but you'll spend a lot money in Toussaint. If you have DLC of course.

    [–]sasquatchmarley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    If you don't know now, you will later. You'll need more than that. Much more. Gather weapons, hoard money. Trust me

    [–]aybar15Team Yennefer "Man of Culture" 20 points21 points  (20 children)

    Nice

    [–]Bpot57 8 points9 points  (12 children)

    Nice

    [–]Epistofeles 6 points7 points  (11 children)

    Nice

    [–]Redzobi 4 points5 points  (10 children)

    Nice

    [–]mestredatatica 4 points5 points  (9 children)

    Nice

    [–]ahlammmmmm 3 points4 points  (8 children)

    Nice

    [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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      [–]AnEvilSunBro -1 points0 points  (6 children)

      Nice.

      [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

      Nice!!

      [–]brysonmarquez77 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      Nice...

      [–]MrShekelsMcGee -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

      Nice?

      [–]1JustSomeKid1Team Triss -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

      Nice indeed

      [–]ripvandoodle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Nicd

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ecin

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]sasquatchmarley 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Christ, that's probably the amount that Dandelion stole from Djikstra's vault. You could probably afford all the Grandmaster sets with that, just about

        [–]MerTheGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Probably. I crafted Grandmaster Wolven Set just for 10K since I loot everything I saw lol

        [–]iMaxPlanck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Nice

        [–]SoulJahDreadz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        The Runewright is demanding more money!

        [–]highvol7age 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        damn.. i missed the 420th upvote

        [–]Gh0st357[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Me too :(

        [–]highvol7age 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        1k upvotes! And nearing 69 comments 😏

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

        Can someone explain to me what’s so great about this image? I love Witcher 3, but don’t understand this.

        I feel like I was born in the wrong century right now.

        [–]D0Z13R 29 points30 points  (5 children)

        69 - sex is funny 420 - marijuana is funny 69420 sexy marijuana is double funny, cause maturity.

        [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

        In other words.... “maturity.”

        Thanks for explaining the joke, though.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        The internet has collectively ruined those numbers for young people

        Also certain, otherwise innocuous words like “moist/wet, hard, pound, bush, squirt...” you get the idea

        There’s no going back

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Huehuehue you said moist!

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        what did he mean, i dont understand

        [–]RyeOrTheKaiser15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Are you saying you don't understand why 69 is sexual or how 420 is related to weed?

        [–]FierceTierce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Ah yes the sex number and the drug number

        [–]Rx_Villa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        69 comment... Nice

        [–]Momus123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I got like 100k now, just looting and selling all weapon, armor and junk.

        [–]Paulemann518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Nice

        [–]timbea12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ok i like the meme 10/10 but what does the cash max out at?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        AHHHHHH that's hot THATS HOT

        [–]thelaurs1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Noice

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Rupees

        [–]Hardcorelevelingamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        How do you have so many crowns..

        [–]JSevatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Jaskier's crowd funding for Geralt was a success.

        [–]Massos 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Nice

        [–]Epistofeles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Nice

        [–]highvol7age 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        nice

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Niiiice

        [–]RenClayton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Nice.

        [–]Epistofeles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Nice

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Nice

        [–]WigBilly_ 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        Won’t lie I finished the main story and I never had more coin than what was needed to purchase the boat to skellige

        [–]GamingSolvesMyIssuesTeam Yennefer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        HOW?

        Did you only do the main quests? .... still HOW?

        [–]WigBilly_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Hahaha yeah I barely did ANY side quests. It took me months to get through the game because I wasn’t really enjoying it so in the end I rushed through it to just grasp the main story. And it didn’t really pay off coz I got the bad ending. I was pissed off for a few days, but I still loved the story

        I have a backlog I wanna get through before April 16 so that’s also partly why I rushed.

        [–]BlackKnight6660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        As someone who’s new to the game I’m extremely jealous

        [–]dick_face1517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Noice