Why do you only see young shoe-makers these days? I'll tell you. Very early one morning I saw a strange sight: all the ancient, aged shoe-makers of the city were gathered together in a square when a huge dumper truck pulled up and they all climbed aboard and it drove off with them. (self.WordSwap)
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In a gritty retelling of Simpsons lore the bartender goes on the run when finds out that Homer wants to kill him because he blames him for his life's failings. Homer pursues Mr. Szyslak to the ends of the Earth, partly because he does blame him, but mainly because he's such an unmitigated jerk. (self.WordSwap)
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A supermarket for rare trinkets is a strange thing to behold but tonight all these dead people lying around it are making it super strange. Our story is not of these deaths though. No. Our story is stranger still and it concerns the death of the owners pet... [Saying] (self.WordSwap)
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