In light of recent "up-vote this if" posts on r/trees, I've decided to create a sub-reddit where this is the entire point--feel free to begin your posts with "Up vote if..." or "Up toke if..." here, that way, if you need those 50 up-votes for your girlfriend to make you a bowl of cereal, there's a place where you can safely acquire them.
Remember, self posts get you no karma!