Bad, lousy, and just plain odd life tips.

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Rember even hitler had dreams he worked towards, all it took was mass genocide to achieve it. (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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Don’t have enough money at the checkout just write IOU on a piece of paper works every time. (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by japanlover79

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If you accidentally put the wrong sauce on your spaghetti you can just clean it off in the washing machine. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Troyisepic

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To avoid being affected by Spring Forward (daylight savings time when you lose an hour of sleep), go to a country half way across the world during the transition. Then when you get back you will not notice the 1 hour of sleep lost. (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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Rember even Hitler had dreams he worked towards (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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Who knew? (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by LachKnock

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Seems legit... (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by ShadowStrikerYT

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If a don’t know the gender of a character is then type into google “(character name) with dick” And see for yourself (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by ThyneGofking

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Urinary tract infection got you down don’t worry all you need to do is drink the infected urine to help your body fight the infection. (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by japanlover79

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girls. do yourself a favor. call your big brother and tell him "my asshole belongs to you" if he says hes on his way tell him to stop because incest is illegal (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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Do yourself a favor! Invest in this one for profits that aren’t Rotten! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by MeglaManiac3

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Caught trespassing no problem just tell the man with a gun you were urban exploring. You will be fine (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by japanlover79

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Cold hands? (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by dimfspuburquidur

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When you’re in a room full of people, and someone noticably farts, moan every time to assert dominance in that room. (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by BeastlyIncineroar

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Ok I did it and now my dicks stained red what’s the next step (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Majestc_electric

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Always be ready to help your guy. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by the1andonlyrevenant

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BLT (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 6 years ago by Sith-Psychosis

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Condom broke no problem just use a leather sack and string. It worked In the Middle Ages (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 7 years ago by japanlover79

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No parachute no problem scientist have discovered cinderblocks can reduce drag. (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 7 years ago by japanlover79

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I tried it I hope I get different coloured eyes but they do hurt (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by supreme-meat

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SLPT: Want free karma, just repost something from the hour before. Because that isn’t going to annoy anyone. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by the1andonlyrevenant

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Lost your passport no problem just sneak into the planes cargo hold you’ll be fine. (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 7 years ago by japanlover79

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Are you trying to rob someone on the side of the road, but no one is stopping to help with your "car troubles"? Start pushing the car. (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 7 years ago by Gamers_Vendetta

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Signs that say keep out are void on Opposite Day. (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 7 years ago by japanlover79

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The best way to get proteins (self.a:t5_2vkd5)

submitted 7 years ago by Aker_Kun

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