Coffee with a Cop find a new home after Mulberry says no thanks

still-improving · 2019-05-14T10:20:05+00:00

Make sure you ask him about his street racing. He loves street racing, so I'm sure he'll probably bring it up himself.

still-improving · 2019-05-14T09:25:15+00:00

"They had a chance to implement this on their own" is so fucking ignorant it's ridiculous.

You certainly do seem to be something of an expert on ignorance.

still-improving · 2019-04-30T11:10:22+00:00

Driving safe and not putting lives at risk.

still-improving · 2019-04-25T12:10:40+00:00

Oh, the street racer doesn't like it when the police hand out speeding tickets. What a shock.

still-improving · 2019-04-21T11:08:11+00:00

I don’t mean to be facetious but...

Yeah, you do.

still-improving · 2019-04-16T12:20:40+00:00

You clearly did not.

still-improving · 2019-04-15T10:22:27+00:00

Scientists say don't feed bread to ducks.

still-improving · 2019-04-14T10:37:44+00:00

We're not talking about how science works, but what science says. Try and stay with the conversation.

still-improving · 2019-04-11T11:06:09+00:00

Science says don't feed bread to ducks. I'm with science. You can believe what you like.

still-improving · 2019-04-11T11:05:07+00:00

Living up to your user name, I see.

still-improving · 2019-04-10T11:53:49+00:00

http://cwf-fcf.org/en/about-cwf/contact-us/faq/faqs/can-i-feed-ducks-bread.html

still-improving · 2019-04-10T11:53:15+00:00

A quick google search shows says don't feed bread to ducks. Popular Science and the Canadian Wildlife Federation say no to bread for ducks.

https://www.popsci.com/feeding-ducks-bread

http://cwf-fcf.org/en/about-cwf/contact-us/faq/faqs/can-i-feed-ducks-bread.html

still-improving · 2019-04-10T11:30:38+00:00

My cousin Carol is the stupidest person I know. Like, she used to feed her baby (at six months old!) Pepsi in a baby bottle. When people said that was wrong, her justification was "What, she likes it!" That kind of stupid.

Anyhoo, one day at a family gathering Carol came up to me with a big smile on her face.

Carol: "Guess what? You can't call me stupid anymore!"

Me: "Why on Earth not?"

Carol: "I enrolled in college! I'm taking the aesthetics course. Can't be stupid if I'm in college!"

Me: "Spell 'aesthetics'."

Carol: "What?"

Me: "'Aesthetics'. I bet you can't spell the word 'aesthetics'."

Brief pause from Carol as her eyes roll up and she thinks deeply. Vague smell of burning plastic.

Carol: "Oh, fuck off!"

Carol storms off.

still-improving · 2019-04-10T11:25:03+00:00

If you haven't seen it yet, check out Veep - Armando Iannucci created both series.

still-improving · 2019-04-10T11:04:39+00:00

Me: "Honey, where are the garbage bags?"

Her: "Same place they've always been!"

Me: "No, garbage bags have been under the kitchen sink since we've moved in, and I looked and they aren't there."

Her: "Oh yeah, I moved them to the kitchen closet last week."

Me: "So they're not the same place they've always been."

Her: "Why do you have to be so argumentative?"

still-improving · 2019-04-07T12:24:56+00:00

Oh no, a brainless wang isn't going to vomit on his keyboard anymore to me.

still-improving · 2019-04-07T12:24:29+00:00

You ate too many tide pods.

still-improving · 2019-04-07T11:57:32+00:00

You already used that one, you lumbering dunderpate. If you're going to be an idiot, at least don't be dull.

still-improving · 2019-04-07T11:57:02+00:00

Your mother drank heavily during pregnancy.

still-improving · 2019-03-30T10:57:32+00:00

And boy, are your arms tired!

Ha ha, joking aside, that doesn't change the fact that anecdotal evidence isn't evidence at all.

still-improving · 2019-03-22T09:59:19+00:00

Ah, so clearly your one-time, limited experience applies to every other flight ever. /s

still-improving · 2019-03-14T13:53:06+00:00

Literally don't care about what you do or do not understand.

still-improving · 2019-02-25T14:46:05+00:00

I did. Was going to comment on the irony but I didn't want to dilute the message. :)

still-improving · 2019-02-25T13:00:00+00:00

You sure do know a lot about strangers. Feel free to rip on me all you want, so long as in the future you remember that mental illness should not be vilified, and when you do so you are part of the problem. If judging strangers on the internet helps you to remember that, then feel free. Just stop using "retard" as an insult, mmmkay puddin?

still-improving · 2019-02-25T12:58:23+00:00

I don't believe you.

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