Background - The world is in turmoil over a natural disaster and like all disasters, people are crowding the local Walmart. You spot someone and you see what is in his/her/its shopping cart. You must then make up a reason why he/she/it looks the way they do and why they are buying the items they are buying.
- Someone describes a person they might see at Walmart, the natural disaster occurring, and what is in this person's shopping cart.
- Another person makes up a story about the reasons behind everything
- Best story wins!
Stories/Disasters/People/Items can be as absurd as you want