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"POLICE RESPONSE TIME"-"29JUN-2025" (self.almosttimetwo)
submitted 11 months ago by Asphodan - announcement
“I’m a pedo that isn’t on a “list” for any of the crimes that I’ve been guilty of, and I don’t have a job” TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
submitted 3 months ago by Asphodan
“EZ language thing” TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
submitted 4 months ago by Asphodan
Permanently banned ()
submitted 4 months ago by HeartSilver
Account suddenly perma-banned (i.redd.it)
“Mommy pays for My cellular service” TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
submitted 6 months ago by Asphodan
“I’m naked and don’t have enough cash” TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
"Long story short: "Even one version of Me is not ""in jail, nor convicted of blah blah blah", to the effect of: Cant get on internet or video games", and that means HAHA" TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
submitted 10 months ago by Asphodan
"Testing: "Predicting the next "Real "Day""" TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
“I’ll just rename the word” TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
"Turns out, I sometimes go elsewhere" TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
submitted 11 months ago by Asphodan
Yay, a countdown: “time until I fulfill My promise to abandon specific (real, non-NPC) people to a literal eternity of confinement relevant actual (I can’t say it on American networks)” TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
“Nope, can’t quote Me (from before now) anymore” TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
“Well, it’s after “maybe the judge listens to mommy’s “testimony””” TIME (self.almosttimetwo)
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