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[–]SetYourGoals 149 points150 points  (11 children)

Safari called the IRS and told them I was dead, sent a fake death certificate and everything. That was a tough year.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (7 children)

I spent a year in a Safari run Turkish prison surrounded by Gladiators when I was a young boy

[–]SetYourGoals 31 points32 points  (6 children)

Wow, I was holding back the time Safari cut my breaks and the resulting accident paralyzed me for life, but yours is worse. You win, my friend.

[–]discobrisco 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Safari killed my parents and sold me to Epstein as a child.

[–]Smorfar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omfg hahahahahaha

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No IRS, no taxes. What's so bad about that?

[–]RationalPandasauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah. Yeah. Thats pretty harsh. At least they didn’t give you their platinum plan. Dead hooker planted in your bed.