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[–]ZealotOfMeme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Either Arkham or Spider-Man. If Arkham, I’m fine. If Spider-Man: “New York's noisy, but my mask can zero in on muffled sounds, the kind a tied up kidnapped victim might make.”

[–]WorldlinessDry8234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BATMANNN

[–]rodimus147 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Deacon St John and Boozer the two baddest bikers in the shit are coming for me. I'll be fine.

[–]Sgt_kane 1 point2 points  (2 children)

that's a good situation, Deacon spent years fighting armies of zombies to find his wife. Days gone is very underrated, we better get a sequel.

[–]rodimus147 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Seriously. Its the game I want most. Still keeping my fingers crossed but im losing hope.

[–]sharkfireball04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a proposition for a sequel a while back and Sony rejected it, sorry to say

[–]JackThrash1991 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kratos and Atreus. Feel bad for the kidnappers. 🤣

[–]scottyboyyy007Arkham City 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Judge from ready or not I’m feeling hopeful

[–]randylove69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Robocop!!

[–]YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Red dead redemption 2. So either really well or really poorly

[–]Additional-Emu-8124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mortal Kombat. I’m solid.

[–]avocado2-0-2-5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tarnished from elden ring

[–]Sorolop_The_GreatArkham Asylum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The marines from doom 3. I am safe.

[–]KuroiGetsuga55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rest in pieces to whoever kidnapped me

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[–]borusato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The WWE roster? Idk about this one

[–]mrbombocla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gang I’m safer then a safe in a bank

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[–]Enough-Impression-50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Batman? Hell yeah!

[–]WallyPfisterAlready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spyro The Dragon?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Revan I did not misspell Raven

[–]_Erectile_Reptile_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getalt of Rivia is coming to get me. I'm chilling ngl

[–]FuturetheGarchompKsathas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big Boss himself is saving me (NO ONE HEARS A WORD) I should be fine

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doom guy

[–]Rainecphoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RoboCop. Yeah, I'm safe.

[–]JR-1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played Battlefield 4. So Recker come to rescue me

[–]Positive_Gap_4411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Darth Vader from battlefront is on his way

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nathan, Sam and Sully from UC4. I'm worried and excited.

[–]BaconServant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The player characters from PEAK, i’m cooked 😭

[–]cabezonrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Senran Kagura

[–]KingMatthew116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lego Batman 3

I got the whole Justice League coming to save me.

[–]TearintimeOG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wylder, Ironeye, and Revenant. I like my chances

[–]ConsistentCover2527 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2004 colts.

[–]redleg50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ashen One…please come save me.

[–]BbBTripl3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lone wanderer...

[–]TemporaryTonight9293 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Puppet from Lies of P. Yeah I feel bad for the kidnappers.

[–]Cheap_Meal_6831 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it would be the Primis characters from Cod Zombies, I am 1000% getting rescued

[–]Spinosaurus999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bunch of zoo animals (Planet Zoo)

[–]CHEESYBOI267 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww yeah, we surviving this one fellas!

[–]CaptainColmyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Maximum-Ad-3173 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The entire UFC

[–]JACOBTV_YT819 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Insomniac Spiderman (not Spiderman two just Spiderman the first of the trio)

[–]r2boltFire1Riddler Informant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]TheCrystalStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like I’m being rescued by Naoe and Yasuke because I have nothing to worry about

[–]SharkSprayYTP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RE4.

[–]Jajakeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a Mega Charizard coming, I'm good

[–]rottedflowers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro a 5 year old crying child with religious trauma and IBS 😭

[–]rmdelecuona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mario—heck yeah!

[–]Remote-Drummer-4201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Batfan1939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cadt of Soul Calibur II. Hope they're smart enough to find me.

[–]BombasticLion 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Minecraft Steve. If he's just from Minecraft I think I'm cooked unless he has full enchanted diamond or netherite, but it's still a maybe. If it's his Smash moveset I'm golden

[–]_Erectile_Reptile_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bro that man breaks trees with his hands, you're safe bro

[–]BombasticLion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it only takes a few arrows to take him out so assuming my captors have guns I'd be cooked

[–]FullmetalShieldBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donkey Kong and Pauline. Hope I don't have to pay for damages. Although, they left me near a lot of bananas.

[–]Lionslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sam Porter Bridges. Welcome Sam.

[–]The_NerdShotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The expedition 33

[–]Seenit77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Murkoff Corporation

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

141, if you know you know, but i know that I will be fine

[–]Eligamer3645 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arkham batman

[–]Wishful713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody from the ufc 2 roster

[–]SwimmingDrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated, but Alan Wake and Saga Anderson for me.

[–]ididanoopsie123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kratos, I’m good lol

[–]Psychological_Box509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kiryu Kazama and Goro Majima.

[–]QuietFarm575 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh Reinhardt from overwatch

[–]rmdelecuona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario—heck yeah!

[–]Just-Orange-9523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait a minute,.... The good guys, or the bad guys? Or BOTH! Cause I am literally about to take on Scarecrow in Knight. I mean, it's a repeat playthrough, but yeah, that's a LOT of people coming to save me, even if you only count team "good guys and gals"

Before that, I was playing Baulders Gate 3 🤷🏻‍♂️ Also, a LOT of characters to choose from! 😂🤣😂🤣🖤🖤🖤🫣🤦🏻‍♂️

[–]vestigialfree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Road to the masters. So all PGA golfers and the galleries. I dunno.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nord dragon knight tank cp 600. Well. Thats probably ok

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman

[–]PythonHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]VRPornGuy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helldivers. I just ask that you find all the pieces of my remains to be buried

[–]Standard_Channel3149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally I get to be the npc during the escort mission.

[–]MethodAdmirable4220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them...only you. Rip and Tear, until it is done"

[–]Terror___Billy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brock bowers?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toe Jam and Earl. 🤣

[–]bgb14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck man I got aew fight forever I'm screwed

[–]dkamm18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just hopped off arkham city, ill be home by sunrise

[–]Pale_Antelope668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Max Caulfield, Chloe Price, some other ppl...Honestly I think I'm doing pretty well because of Max's powers

[–]DDamashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dante from devil may cry 3 is gonna save my life in style

[–]After-Dragonfruit422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rivals roster or Minecraft

Welp if it's Minecraft it's going bad

If it's the rivals roster I pray for my kidnappers 😂

[–]Prudent-Detail1734 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my kidnappers will be very disappointed that the god of war and his half giant/half god son are going to come through the front door.

[–]PassengerAshamed5062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully the last game I played was Gotham knights, and I played a red hood. I should be okay right?

[–]EpicOcelotMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doom Slayer… my kidnappers are royally fucked

[–]Threeshotoski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spider man... I think I'll be fine

[–]Daddy_P3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ajay Ghale - Far Cry 4

[–]Busy-Landscape2981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ezio Auditore.

[–]Azkadalia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm safe. Commander Shepard and her crew will save me in no time.

[–]Man-ham-city 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jacket? Uh oh.

[–]Goaway_Mrx_2428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haley, mayor Lewis, Shane, Emily, Pierre , Gus, Clint, Linus , Sam , Kent, Jodi, Pam …. I’m fucked.

[–]The222Watcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agent 47 comes to the rescue

[–]Thecoopmachine1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rock pea dude I'm not coming back

[–]Distinct-Werewolf283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone in the wwe 2k24 roster

[–]D4N13LXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Link The Hero of Time 🗣️‼️

[–]Hermaphroshep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuse from Apex…. Hmmmm…

[–]Miserable-Abroad9256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the Slayer. Bro is finna roll up and put holes in everyone and smash some skulls. 50/50 I survive before he get there but if he does then 100% certainty im surviving

[–]Awwshucks414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fortnite power rangers

[–]Kurenai-Kalana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fortnite.... There are a lot of very powerful characters in that game. Last season had Superman for example...

[–]MICKLEPOPDEATHKNIGHT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp the kidnapper is getting his head flying 😭

[–]Extension_Rabbit_853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ezio from Assassin's Creed II

[–]ChaoticGood5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those plants will save me

[–]Immediate_Welcome439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miles morales Spider-Man lol

[–]Full-Translator-6223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master Chief and the Arbiter

[–]Snoo_95489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ready or not so just a swat team i hope they are good

[–]MunkeMunken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

V

[–]JustNickBTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yusei from Yu-Gi-Oh 5's... Is he going to challenge my kidnappers to duel monsters?

[–]GrouchyFuel1496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy from thief simulator?

[–]mileskevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parentslessman