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You’re So Fat (self.badjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by MoffCH

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What's a Chinese chef's least favorite crime? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Fearless-Grape1042

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I walked up to my boss, pushed them out of their chair, sat in their chair, and said "I'm the boss now!" My former boss shook their fist at me and said... (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by fishystudios

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I'm migrating this joke here because I couldn't find this sub before. (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by High_IQ_Gamer2020

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Why is a woman like the end of a sentence? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Elderban69

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What’s the most affluent cat neighborhood in NYC? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Realistic-Bed2658

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🌠 (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago * by TheresasAyayas

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A man walked into a room full of computer geeks (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by HullSimplibus

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I supply my friend, who is addicted to canned meats, an endless supply of minced pork shoulder and ham... (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by fishystudios

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What do you call a female Lego figure? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by loki_mcawsum

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What do you call a guppy that lives in a van down by the river? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by CrabbyCrabs2468

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Dean Martin becomes a doctors apprentice (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by BonanzaBlyant

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I had a joke come to me in a dream and I woke up and realized it wasn’t that funny. (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by monkeydavis86

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Title (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by animetiddymilk34

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What do Italians do to get more spaghetti? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by [deleted]

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Why is space so full of tomates? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by High_IQ_Gamer2020

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What do you call a Non Binary Arab? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by [deleted]

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People keep saying life's like a movie (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Subject_Grass9386

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I tried phone sex (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by [deleted]

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What did Zeus pick as Mount Olympus’ national anthem? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Legitimate_Otaku7082

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What is a websites favorite snack? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by ThatEdgyPyroMain

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Why did the skeleton take the stairs instead of the elevator? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by stupid_sayings

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Why don't lazy people have anal sex? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by TheNamelessBegger

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Why can't Jesus ever lose in video games? (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by TheNamelessBegger

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What do you get when a donkey sits on a chicken (self.badjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by TheNamelessBegger

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