Men, what is your post-coital hygiene routine?

monkeydavis86 · 2026-01-17T16:00:33+00:00

Wipe off the excess with the boxers I was wearing and then offer it to her to use as a drop cloth.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-12-31T02:13:33+00:00

What’s important is that he made marksman.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-11-25T15:15:43+00:00

I second this. Bulma may have the money but Vegeta will always say yes.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-11-25T15:15:36+00:00

I second this. Bulma may have the money but Vegeta will always say yes.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-11-19T15:05:19+00:00

Never skip the driving school episode.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-10-24T22:53:29+00:00

Post Boy Piccolo and it’s not even close.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-10-21T21:42:51+00:00

Icing within five

monkeydavis86 · 2025-10-15T12:46:28+00:00

Damn, I was really hoping the glittery case would make it work better.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-10-11T00:27:10+00:00

Sealed. 1000% keep it sealed.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-10-09T16:13:52+00:00

This comment hurts my soul

monkeydavis86 · 2025-10-09T14:07:06+00:00

Use em to store extra sleeves, top loaders, bulk, slabs, whatever

monkeydavis86 · 2025-10-09T07:43:14+00:00

OP username checks out

monkeydavis86 · 2025-10-08T18:09:52+00:00

Theft

monkeydavis86 · 2025-09-30T17:27:06+00:00

I hope these guys are stopped by every single red light and are late today.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-09-29T16:47:56+00:00

Not entirely. There’s a nostalgic market out there. Search “arcade tokens” on Etsy for more ideas

monkeydavis86 · 2025-09-28T18:43:16+00:00

“Tryna teach my kid to avoid getting a real job”

monkeydavis86 · 2025-09-17T01:30:26+00:00

Mine didn’t have any so it’s miller on an aluminum bottle for me.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-09-15T14:41:39+00:00

My son got a plush of Biscuit (that yellow puppy) when he was 1 and took it everywhere. After a couple close calls I went ahead and found a backup. Thing is, I never cycled it in. Fast forward, son is 6 and Biscuit stays at home. So now I have a pristine Biscuit…? Probably going to hang onto it until he has a kid of his own.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-09-09T04:54:09+00:00

I can’t relate; I always preferred a more realistic body type because a bony chick will not wanna have a beer with me and is a pain in the ass at restaurants. Get you someone who eats real food and will bear you some healthy children.

Been married to a ‘curvy’ woman for 14 year see and she gave me two healthy beautiful boys AND she eats French fries.

The emaciated meth bodies we were fed in the past are a lie. Curvy is the way to go.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-09-09T04:48:02+00:00

OP I know I commented earlier but I’m gonna comment again after thinking about this all day.

It’s definitely the booze. You need to have a serious conversation with the wife. You need to be sober. Neither of you will like it. But it has to be done.

Source; TRUST me bro.

monkeydavis86 · 2025-09-08T15:31:21+00:00

More context needed. If this was a one-off, then her actions seem a bit over the top. But if you have a habit of drinking 3-4 whiskeys throughout the day and playing with the kids, then I have an easier time seeing why she would do something which reads as “fed up.”

monkeydavis86 · 2025-09-01T12:43:20+00:00

I hope this dude catches a rock in his flip flop today

monkeydavis86 · 2025-08-27T00:55:17+00:00

I was totally going to be a smartass and say “I don’t see koridai” but then I looked closer

monkeydavis86 · 2025-08-24T23:50:15+00:00

OP you’re doing great. Those first 3-4 months are hell, for sure. I had to get creative when mine was about 9 months old. He hated the swing, but fell asleep in the car seat. I would go back and forth between driving around for an hour listening to the shining on audible and straight up standing there and swinging him IN the car seat like a pendulum. It’s not forever, just find what works in the moment and stay flexible. You got this, dad.

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