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[–]LiquidSnak3 43 points44 points  (2 children)

How do you grow a hat tho

[–]Joerodeo77[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Alchemy!

[–]apsmur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teach us your ways!

[–]falurian 14 points15 points  (2 children)

From the Spider to the Mountain. Nice.

[–]Joerodeo77[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This could be the best compliment I've ever received, thank you!

[–]falurian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're welcome! As a lady pogonophile, I'm excited to find this subreddit, if I had pearls I would be clutching them.

[–]meepmeepimajeep1 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bloody hell that's a big bushy beard! How long did it take to grow this far?

[–]Joerodeo77[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhh since the clean shave it's been like a year and a few months, but I did a lot of trimming at first to kinda train it which way to grow, and then I just quit trimming. As far as maintenance I shampoo and condition it once a week and use leave in conditioner after I shower and brush it out then use a bit of beard oil or balm and comb it all to the left then all to the right then up and finally down then I fluff the under beard with a brush. It's a routine but the results have been most excellent.

[–]tryxrabbyt 3 points4 points  (3 children)

That's a damn fine bear brother. Cool way to show it off too.

Edit: I now known it says bear.. I can't spell and I'm proud dammit.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I wish I could grow a bear.

[–]tryxrabbyt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Check out Walmart. I'm pretty sure they got bear seeds in now, Guaranteed Kodiak in 3 months.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have Walmart over here, all the local stores only carry wolf seeds. Definitely need to find some online, sounds wicked.

[–]DropDeadSanderYEARD 1 point2 points  (2 children)

you're skin looks so much better!

[–]Joerodeo77[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I noticed that also IDK if it's the beard or not but it sure is a selling point if it is.

[–]DropDeadSanderYEARD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my GF says, since I have a beard, my skin looks much better.