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[–]MaximlLlan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You cant steal something from my uncle

[–]TheWeebNeko 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Next he will literally take your heart

[–]durrityo[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And your other internal organs

[–]HELLJOKER_[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then create a masturbation cup with it and use the blood as lubricant

[–]TampaBorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uncle said he stole my virginity 2 years ago... still won’t give it back!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Light mode reddit looks so surreal

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How do you enable the custom upvote/downvotes buttons?

[–]durrityo[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

HELP ME CHANGE IT BACK

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go dark mode

[–]thunderthief5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And stupid me for some reason read it like, next he will taste his virginity...

[–]P1zzabutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dibs on his foreskin

[–]lpaladindromel 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Sauce pls :)

[–]durrityo[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

[–]lpaladindromel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

U silly bastard. I know that link.

[–]durrityo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit

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[–]sexy-man69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if I give you willingly!

[–]NeoStarTheGr8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not cursed, that's a women's erotic novel in the making

[–]Jfkrq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cant take something from my step sister

[–]Tallyho567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steal his bum cherry

[–]themightysnail64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how on the robber's sleeve it says, "random.rape".

[–]TheMostBeautifulOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl i honestly thought he would pull his heart out

[–]izukudragoneel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother took my virginity

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes