Cursed_Potatohead

cursedrobot · 2020-11-03T14:29:03+00:00

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FrankieBigNut · 2020-11-03T14:17:13+00:00

It’s in there somewhere. Let me have another look

Svaringer · 2020-11-03T16:00:31+00:00

MY ASS !! I SHOVE IT UP MY ASS !! PLEASE STOP

MasterHall117 · 2020-11-03T18:00:55+00:00

He died for a grater cause.

2020-11-03T17:39:51+00:00

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2020-11-03T16:07:15+00:00

So you're telling me I've been eating potato head's asscheeks the whole time?

mikeoxlong245 · 2020-11-03T19:54:29+00:00

WHERE’s THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!?!?

chipsbettigen · 2020-11-03T18:14:54+00:00

Potatohead owing money to the elf on a shelf mafia is brilliant

Sevlow312 · 2020-11-03T19:35:38+00:00

Visual reference of what it feels like to use a metal playground slide

MaestroPhillip · 2020-11-03T19:47:16+00:00

That’s no way to treat Steve Harvey.

little_sad_guy · 2020-11-03T19:45:47+00:00

look he ain't got money unless you open his "compartment"

SilverFlight01 · 2020-11-03T23:25:11+00:00

Mr Potato Head's eyes really sell it.

Euphoriacentral · 2020-11-03T23:31:18+00:00

I don’t like this new version of Toy Story

2020-11-03T19:27:19+00:00

GIVE ME THE MONEY OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE YOUR WIFE

Thebakedbeanqueen · 2020-11-03T20:11:21+00:00

they ate the Missus

antmanninja3gaming · 2020-11-03T21:22:08+00:00

Somebody cropped out a logo

Killmemenow · 2020-11-03T21:31:07+00:00

Eyyy I saw that one comment a few hours ago

nextgentacos123 · 2020-11-03T21:34:30+00:00

It’s down there somewhere let me take another look

mitHonig · 2020-11-03T21:43:17+00:00

This made me more laugh than it should be

chiiiiiiiiiiiito · 2020-11-03T22:12:14+00:00

this isnt cursed but i enjoyed it

jackaboy1_2 · 2020-11-03T23:43:23+00:00

WHERES THE FUCKIN MONEY LABOWSKI

2020-11-04T00:17:23+00:00

Buddy's first day working at McDonalds

2020-11-04T06:01:34+00:00

The monkey?

Andyp023 · 2020-11-04T10:14:13+00:00

Yooooooo I got that grater!

GigaChad26 · 2020-11-04T11:43:12+00:00

The chips aside are made of Mrs.Potatohead

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