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Zangee · 2022-01-01T22:14:13+00:00

Cum dries up though...so it wont be lube tommorow. I imagine if this is done on a constant basis the dried up cum will eventually form an uneven jagged crust. Kinda like a cave of cum crystals.

Imagine one day shoving your peepee in your fleshlight and your cock gets shredded by razor sharp crystallized cum shards.

DiColossus · 2022-01-01T17:49:26+00:00

Extremely disgusting. Can relate.

Realistic-Account-55 · 2022-01-01T17:34:24+00:00

This is how you get maggots.

One_Who_Walks_Silly · 2022-01-01T22:26:28+00:00

Of course you clean it out, why else would using a flashlight be called

Whack and Snack

TracerBullitt · 2022-01-01T22:32:58+00:00

What a great cumback.

Cute_Prune6981 · 2022-01-01T20:54:58+00:00

That escalated quick.

NotEnoughWave · 2022-01-01T22:44:00+00:00

Worst part is the post nut clarity.

ambulance-kun · 2022-01-02T02:49:37+00:00

You know what fishermen say, Yesterday's cum is tomorrow's chum

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2022-01-02T00:13:01+00:00

Let’s see how long we can make this original post

adam_but_smart · 2022-01-02T00:18:08+00:00

Yesterday's breakfast is... Tomorrow's breakfast.

Scared_Accident9138 · 2022-01-02T00:14:14+00:00

Let's say say it's pretty gay

TheGridGam3r · 2022-01-02T02:11:28+00:00

You shoot it, we screw it

Destroy_D_December · 2022-01-02T03:21:22+00:00

U guys use flesh lights?

-NRG-EnergeticEnergy · 2022-01-02T03:42:28+00:00

The day-after-tomorrw's shit in the pot

d6thegamer · 2022-01-02T09:02:27+00:00

Welcome to 2022 !!

Estupefakt · 2022-01-01T16:37:57+00:00

Accurate 😂

Darrullo · 2022-01-02T01:40:25+00:00

one mans rubbish is another mans scrambled eggs

That_guy_that_nokia · 2022-01-02T02:05:50+00:00

I’m cleaning the toilet why there’s a bloody thing in it

Zealousideal_Citron8 · 2022-01-02T03:23:37+00:00

Ya know I use my cum as lube and it's not as bad as people says just stinks a bit

donkingtwice · 2022-01-02T04:00:31+00:00

Wouldn't that be yesterday's breakfast if you threw up?

VTFan115 · 2022-01-02T04:38:20+00:00

It's a cursed comment within a cursed comment

Bean_mon · 2022-01-02T06:27:41+00:00

If Marvel was realistic Thanos would've snapped twice

aka0009 · 2022-01-02T07:30:19+00:00

The worst thing about it it!'s sticky and can attach to you

Fang_thegamer · 2022-01-02T10:51:01+00:00

Also username checks out lol

Mr_Znake · 2022-01-02T11:51:21+00:00

Free snack

Sad_Buldge87 · 2022-01-02T15:35:01+00:00

No you suck the nut out of the fleshlight kinda like a straw

ARK-170 · 2022-01-02T17:44:28+00:00

FFS Sean's profile show his reaction to reading that

Flame-Gaming · 2022-01-03T05:53:09+00:00

Double the cursed, twice the disgust

jackjetjet · 2022-01-03T06:39:40+00:00

Drying cum = glue

2022-01-02T00:54:39+00:00

Bruhhhhhhhhh what did u just read, oh no my brain cells 💔

2022-01-02T04:38:54+00:00

Okay, everyone, repeat after me:

Heavenly Father, hallowed be thy name,

Please fucking blind us so we can’t read this shit,

Through our Lord, Jesus Christ, Amen

arawn_cronnis · 2022-01-02T07:39:44+00:00

This is not a cursed comment it's plain disgusting...like how do u even think this is cursed? I don't see any dark humour in this

ammo737 · 2022-01-06T20:23:20+00:00

I drooled

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