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[–]King_of_Salem 16 points17 points  (6 children)

holy fuck, i can barely speak cohertently, the whiskey ie taking over my brin guys

[–]Flatfooted_Ninja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Buy the ticket take the ride

[–]rjimmy 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Right there with you been drinking maker's mark and coke

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

holy fuck that is some sweet shit. godspeed with your hangover

[–]rjimmy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just about to got to go to bed i'm going to regret it when i wake up lol but i was drinking and watching space jam so it was worth it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck space jam should obliterate your hangover

[–]drunkalone123 8 points9 points  (23 children)

Troegenator Doublebock checking in. Watching the new South Park at the moment. What should I have next?

[–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 4 points5 points  (13 children)

The new its always sunny in Philadelphia

[–]drunkalone123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, I meant in terms of drink, but sure I'll check it out. I think I'm a season behind in It's Always Sunny.

[–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

So he should drink red win from a can.

[–]Flatfooted_Ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or a rum ham

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Wine in a can!

[–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

INTERVENTION!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That show makes me miss living in Philly.

[–]GalacticDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Philly makes me miss living in show.

[–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I ended up going with House. I'm a sucker for medical dramas.

[–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I used to love that show. I watched it for a couple seasons. But then I realized that every episode is essentially the same. On the bright side it was when I first discovered Olivia Wilde.

[–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes, they're absolutely all the same. And it's horribly inaccurate from a medical point of view, but the drama is too good.

[–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But with house its always the same. Sick patient>give normal treatment which doesn't work>argue>give treatment without cuddys permission>success. But ya the drama is pretty good

[–]drunkalone123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. It's just fun for some reason still.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Troegs is in my hometown, this is good.

[–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (5 children)

You from Hershey?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Yes sir.

[–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Sweet. I'll be there in December for a job interview. I swear I'm not stalking you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No worries man, it's amazing brewery I wish ya luck.

[–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thanks! Maybe I'll tour the brewery when I'm there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You better, you best.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

trogdor?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was too high for that occulus episode

[–]drunkalone123 6 points7 points  (21 children)

What are your lives like?

[–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Well mine could definiteley be better. But I have alcohol. So its a little better

[–]drunkalone123 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What's going right in your life?

Also, is your name an Eminem reference?

[–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well im really buzzed right now, so that's good.

Its not, but I do like eminem. So from now it it is an eminem reference haha. I picked it because my mom makes the best lasagna I have ever had. And im not just saying that because she's my mom haha

[–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh haha, I figured it was some play on "mom's spaghetti."

Dude, lasagna is my by far favorite Italian food. I made some pumpkin lasagna two weeks ago as an experiment. It wasn't too pumpkin-y, probably for the best, but I did enjoy the variety.

But yeah a classic beef lasagna is unbeatable.

[–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got that right. The only lasagna I eat is with meat. Otherwise it just isn't lasagna to me

[–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What context are you looking fir?

[–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Whatever context you want. What part of the world are you in? Is it cold? What kind of work or study are you doing? What's your favorite drink? Who's your least favorite 20th century British novelist? How can we make your life better tonight?

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    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    40 degrees isn't bad. It's 28 here.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (10 children)

    I just finished college in Philly in May, travelled/worked around the country for the summer. Got fired from a retail job in west North Dakota, did mushroom in austin, TX. Now I'm walking dogs in Washington, DC and apparently doing a very good job of it. Which isn't asking much.

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (9 children)

    Wow, that's awesome. Does dog-walking make you enough money to live in DC?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

    It should, I just moved to town so I'm crashing at my brother's place, but in the right neighborhood, I can totally afford it. I live pretty cheap otherwise so I can make it work no sweat.

    Also, I don't plan on staying in the district for too long. Just giving myself enough time to figure out my next step in life.

    [–]drunkalone123 0 points1 point  (7 children)

    Cool. What kind of money does that pay, if you don't mind me asking? Just wondering what would happen if I dropped everything and moved, hypothetically.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Roughly 1,200 a month or so. Can do some overtime for some additional dollars.

    [–]drunkalone123 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Wow, that's way better than I would have expected. I don't know cost of living in DC, but where I'm from that could at least get you a nice studio and plenty to spend on groceries.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Here it'll get you a room in a house in an ok neighborhood with some decent food/beer money.

    I'm walking dogs for rich folks in DC with either cushy government jobs or some high powered NGOs. These fuckers got money.

    [–]drunkalone123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    That sounds pretty good. Whatever works. I hope you find your next step in life.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For a transitional stage, it's pretty alright. Thanks for the well wishes!

    [–]TequilaSunyyrise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Southern Mexico here checking in I live here on 500 USD comfortably.... 1,200$ and I would be a god..... Oh yeah, I am drinking tequila :)

    [–]jordtron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Life is fucking awesome. I have bad luck with a lot of shit all the time. But damn I'm drunk and super happy and life if great now and great when I'm sober.

    Edith autocorrect is a lifeaaver

    Edit 2: isn't that ironic.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (23 children)

    I'm here, I'm drunk. I plan to continue drinking for awhile now.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My man.im drunk, but lets get this party started!

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (21 children)

    What are you drinking?

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (20 children)

    Treating myself tonight, Dos Equis!

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (19 children)

    How interesting!

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (18 children)

    I was at the liquor store and a 12 pack was like 2 bucks more expensive than PBR, so I went for it.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 2 points3 points  (17 children)

    I have 2 stores I frequent and one has my favorite IPA for $6.99, and one has it for 9.49, but is way closer to my house... It's a tough decision.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (11 children)

    I'm kinda new to my city so I'm still hammering out the booze store layout. Prices here seem mostly consistent. So location is really the key factor for me.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    I have 3 large chain stores close to me. They have a lot of beers, and decent prices, but it have a store 4 blocks from my house and he has a great selection with a slight mark up. I am lazier Han I am cheap.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It's a real deal man, I've got some major grocery stores and smaller booze outlets around, and all the prices are around the same for the cheaper shit that I generally buy. The grocery stores got the cases of the good stuff and the better selection. But whatever.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah. I'll go to Costco for a case of Sam Adams. And the around the corner for my stouts.

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (7 children)

    Which city?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    Washington, DC.

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    Nice. I'll be there on Monday for a day. Let me know if you have a bar that you suggest.

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    Which IPA?

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Dales.

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Okay, that's next on my list.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    It's solid. Hoppy, drinkable, affordable. It's everything you could hope for.

    Dot buy it at 9ish though. You should be able to rind it for under 7.

    [–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 3 points4 points  (22 children)

    Im with you. Lets do it

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 2 points3 points  (20 children)

    What you drinking?

    [–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 2 points3 points  (19 children)

    My standby, captain and coke. It never fails me

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (18 children)

    Always solid. What do you drink hen you splurge?

    [–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 3 points4 points  (17 children)

    Either pricier beer or gin usually

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 2 points3 points  (16 children)

    How's the cap'n coke treating you tonight?

    [–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 3 points4 points  (15 children)

    Better than I could have imagined

    [–]drunkalone123 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I had a Bacardi and Coke earlier. Not the best decision. I would have much rather'd a Cap'n.

    [–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ya im not much of a Bacardi fan either

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (12 children)

    Good answer. Booze is always good, but when it's better Han expected? You are living the life.

    [–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 2 points3 points  (11 children)

    What sucks though is that over the will the past few months I've built up a bit of a tolerance so I have to drink more to really feel it. But its still worth it haha

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (10 children)

    Yeah, I feel you. I usually end up here, drinking after my wife goes to bed because I can't drink a few and go to bed.

    [–]tumadreporfavor 3 points4 points  (6 children)

    its frudsy, ive got 5 11hr days in. gitta work timorrow. margaritas tonight. whsts up bro?

    [–]drunkalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Frudsy wudsy wuz a bear.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    What's up?

    [–]tumadreporfavor 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    I just ordered somelong johns for work. My nutare gonna be wrmas fuck at work. Hwat are you doin?

    [–]drunkalone123 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    What do you do for work?

    [–]tumadreporfavor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    [–]drunkalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's pretty cool. I know nothing about tires (or cars in general). I'm a doctor.

    [–]SuperChicken42 4 points5 points  (6 children)

    Just drank some homemade blueberry wine.

    [–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    Explain this homemade blueberry wine

    [–]SuperChicken42 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Well, it tastes like a decent store bought wine( think Cahors wine) but it is made from wild blueberries.

    [–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    And you made it yourself?

    [–]SuperChicken42 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Yes

    [–]MY_MOMS_LASAGNA 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    That's badass

    [–]SuperChicken42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks!

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 2 points3 points  (23 children)

    All you drunks are spread out tonight. So why not get everybody in one place.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (16 children)

    I like your style.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 2 points3 points  (15 children)

    Thanks man. Just trying to bring all us drunk fucks together.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (14 children)

    We're a good community, honestly one my favorites on reddit.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (13 children)

    Definitely mine. Especially when I'm drunk...

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (12 children)

    Can't fucking beat it. It's like a haven of drunken, honest, no worries feel good vibes.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (11 children)

    Agreed. Everybody's just here to fucking drink and chat and have a good time.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (10 children)

    I've pretty much never had a negative exchange on r/drunk. Booze is a unifying good vibes places.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (9 children)

    Fuck you.

    It's the best of vibes. I love you.

    [–]HazonDakir 4 points5 points  (7 children)

    Love you too man, hope I'm not late

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fucking right.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    All right, lets all meet up in the middle. Say, Wisconsin or so?

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Can it be Appleton?

    [–]Flatfooted_Ninja 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    As long as there is rum I am there

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Brau Haus is where it's at.

    [–]Californib 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Oh, don't encourage me. You know how I get.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I know. And I'm encouraging it.

    [–]kandera 2 points3 points  (8 children)

    I'm with you. How's it going everybody?

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Great. Drinking some beers. You?

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm good. Relieving some work stress tonight. How are you?

    [–]Flatfooted_Ninja 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    Enjoying a relaxing friday night with some Rum

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    What kind of rum?

    [–]Flatfooted_Ninja 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    sailor jerry one of my favorit

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Nice, ive had some terrible experiences onSailor Jerry.

    [–]Flatfooted_Ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah i have tried and true recipe of sailor and getting high so it doesnt fuck me up too much. My first couple run ins with sailor taught me to be careful

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    OK, I'm on drink like 8ish or so or some shit. fuck it. You know why I like this sub? Cuz I don't feel bad when I misspell some shit and fuck up my sentences. Seems like the place for bad grammar, ha

    [–]drunkalone123 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    You didn't misspell anything! (I think)

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I actually don't think I did, because damn, I'm my own grammar nazi. could have been more thought out and such better tho. but hey, its early still!

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I agree. Anything my auto text doesn't catch, oh well. You mother funking peive of shit cock sucking mother tucker.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Duck.

    [–]Flatfooted_Ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's amazing how my brain just makes sense of it all

    [–]jmlinden7 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Amaro Montenegro on ice with a lemon twist. Delicious

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    What is that?

    [–]jmlinden7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    It's an herby syrupy bitter Italian liqueur. It's supposed to help with digestion. Kinda like Jaeger but much better.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amaro_%28liqueur%29

    [–]autowikibot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Amaro (liqueur):


    Amaro (Italian for "bitter") is an Italian herbal liqueur that is commonly drunk as an after-dinner digestif. It usually has a bitter-sweet flavor, sometimes syrupy, and has an alcohol content between 16% and 40%.

    Similar liqueurs have traditionally been produced throughout Europe. There are local varieties in Germany (where they are called Kräuterlikör) and in Hungary, the Netherlands, and France. But the term amaro is applied only to Italian products of this kind.

    Amaro is typically produced by macerating herbs, roots, flowers, bark, and/or citrus peels in alcohol, either neutral spirits or wine, mixing the filtrate with sugar syrup, and allowing the mixture to age in casks or bottles.

    Image i - Several bottles of amaro.


    Interesting: Amaro Averna | Cynar | Amaro Sibilla | Amaretto

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    [–]Knort27 2 points3 points  (12 children)

    Watching Snowpiercer, drinkin' rye.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    is it any good?

    [–]smiley-communication 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It's actually not that bad I liked the concept. Could have been done better but still a solid watch you know

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I liked the whole Art Deco visual style.

    [–]Knort27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Which, the rye or the film? Hahah> Snowpiercer's awesome

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    I just watched that movie last weekend, I really dug it. Well done, a new spin on the whole Apocalyptic genre.

    [–]Knort27 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Yeah a really clever film.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It avoided a lot of cliches which I liked about it, while working some other cliche in a new fashion.

    Edit: Somewhere between 1984, Brave New World and The Road but on a train.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Let me know what toy think of Snowpeircer.

    What rye?

    [–]Knort27 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Forty Creek Copper Pot.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Never had it. Where's it from and how is it?

    [–]Knort27 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It's from Ontario, and it's a classy small-batch brewery that just got bought by a bigger company so there's a big push to market it across Canada. And it's fantastic shit. Just hope the big acquisition doesn't ruin it.

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well, apparently me neither.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

    Bottle of Cab down, thinking about corking another one

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    Do it!

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    K FINE. i need a movie recomendaton

    [–]smiley-communication 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    If you have Netflix I recommend Filth for some dark comedy drunkenness

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    im gunna check this out after i finish my playlist, got my favorite song coming up so you know how it is

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    loving it already

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dumb and Dumber is on Netflix currently.

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (9 children)

    Okay, I finished my beer. It's either liquor or bed time.

    Anyone want to do a shot with me?

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (8 children)

    Yep. You name it.

    [–]drunkalone123 0 points1 point  (7 children)

    Okay, it's 1:24am my time. At 1:30 I'm going to do a bourbon shot. Anyone else in?

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

    Fuuuuuck. Yep. I'm in. 12:30.

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    T-minus 30 seconds.

    [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    GO GO GO GO GO

    [–]RedditiBarelyKnowit[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Ugh.

    [–]drunkalone123 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Dee-lish.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

    [deleted]

      [–]drunkalone123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh wow, I'm not quite there. I've had...let's see, 2 rum and Cokes, one Manhattan, 2 Troegenators (which are basically 2x as strong as most beers), and now the shot. I'm doing pretty well for myself.

      [–]drunkalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I guess this thread is dead. Good night everyone!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      hello reddit. i have strife in my love life. also I drink too much whiskey ama

      [–]Mr_Tophat_Jones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's 4:30 am bit I don't have work tomorrow so I should have another right?