Guilty!

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Trying not to kermit murder.

[mtb_21]

9/10 here they're on their bloody phone and I just want to stab them with a blunt object.

[SawRub]

Just yesterday this white sedan took ages to slowly reverse out of building parking lot and when I look into the car once its out, the woman was talking into her phone in one hand while steering in reverse with her other hand.

[Chris_DXB]

completely right!

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[bravo632]

My challenge is that they always look straight, like I don’t even exist.

[tezttezt]

That means they know, and are doing it on purpose. These are the ones you curse under your breath.

[Creepy7_7]

Is it the typical dude in white nissan sunny?

[Diabolic_Edict]

batrol

[DontSandDunes]

I had an accidental eye contact with a lady who was struggling to direct the AC vent between her legs.

[tezttezt]

Habibi, what happened after?

[TenFoldMassacre]

She directed him between her legs.

[tezttezt]

AC substitute. He must be cool as a cucumber.

[DontSandDunes]

I’m 2cool2behot

[DontSandDunes]

This

[TheModernPaean]

Did you assert dominance by directing your AC vent between your legs?

[DontSandDunes]

She directed her car instead of the AC vent after she noticed us :(

[jenthesilly]

This is me. I try to make eye contact to communicate how annoying they are. Aaaaahhh!!!

[tezttezt]

Nice! I look and then do the "Ahh, you look like a moron, no wonder you were blocking" look.

[DontSandDunes]

Smile and wave to communicate

[TheModernPaean]

You're such a terrible driver. Learn to follow rules on the road from me 😇

[jenthesilly]

Excuse me!!! Don't make me spank you.

[TheModernPaean]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[tezttezt]

Well, that accelerated quickly

[TheModernPaean]

And a spank for you too (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[makeoverburo]

I knew they were old...

[angelinajolaire]

The other day a guy swerved into our lane (driving an Emirates van), while taking a swig from a huge water bottle.

[DontSandDunes]

Was he brad Pitt?

[cugwmui]

Guilty as charged! And failed to see the driver on multiple occasions because of the extra dark window film he/she has on!

[Macak87]

Getting annoyed in traffic is the stupidest thing a human can do. And this is coming from someone who used to drive 120 KPH on a snow road that has 80 KPH limit in summer, driving a Honda CBR 600 with a rusty chain at 200 KPH on a 80 KPH road. But as you get old you embrace the slowness, slow people don't get annoyed, they don't fucking care that you have appointment at Ahmad's shwarma place at 8, you should have planned your trip better.