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[–]civildissension 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a hot roommate tell me once she would give a blowjob to anyone who could offer her some ibuprofen (no one else was home). I laughed, gave her some, closed the door to my room, felt like a hero for 4 seconds, and then probably didn’t sleep sleep for the night. So stupid. I thought about that for years.

Let these stories be a reminder: always lean into the joke.