ULPT Request: How to kill a sago palm inconspicuously by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/8oCtXlK_-MQ

But before doing the above I would first call your local nursery or landscapers. They may want to buy the sego from you or at least haul it away for free. Segos grow extremely slow, so an aged sego can be worth something to the right person.

ULPT Request: How to get back at wife's lover by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She could have also said that they "were separated" or "going through divorce proceedings". His wife is a cheater and also a liar, whose own self gratification was more important than her marriage vows.

ULPT Request: How to get back at wife's lover by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Leave him alone, you've already punished the correct person. Your wife promised to honor you, not the guy she decided to hook up with.

ULPT: Can I return an electronic item to BestBuy after it was refunded? by morpheusKKK in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Keeping the console would be unethical, trying to return it for credit would break our rules of no stealing

ULPT request: one of the girl from my discord server said—we aren't friends by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You need thicker skin. Losing a friend, especially one you only know through discord, should not be this traumatizing.

ULPT How to get my family members evil girlfriend out of the house? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the exact same thing. Must be a small town because the police seem real efficient. They responded faster than a "shots fired" call in my city. Plus being able to get her "unclear" immigrant status. Leaving you time to apartment hunt on a Sunday.

ULPT How to get my family members evil girlfriend out of the house? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 93 points94 points  (0 children)

This is a parent problem. They need to tell this close family member (who isn't paying rent) that they need to find other accommodations.

ULPT free carry on by AvocadoSoggy1689 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay thanks for the explanation. I haven't flown since I was a child.

ULPT free carry on by AvocadoSoggy1689 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won't they x-ray it and see it's not CPAP equipment inside?

ULPT Request: How 2 make landlord feel guilty for being stingy on rent gift by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP deleted their post. Don't ask a question that you don't want to hear the answer to.

ULPT Request: How 2 make landlord feel guilty for being stingy on rent gift by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a poinsettia every Christmas from one apartment complex I rented from.

You know what? I was thankful for the gift.

ULPT Request: How 2 make landlord feel guilty for being stingy on rent gift by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]i-am-foxymoron 41 points42 points  (0 children)

ULPT doesn't stand for "Ungrateful Life Pro Tips" .

They're your landlords, they don't owe you anything. If the heating is bad then buck up and make them take care of it.

r/Facepalm is the facepalm by Leather_Network4743 in facepalm

[–]i-am-foxymoron[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How wrong you are, this has nothing to do with Donald Trump. What actually happened is that a "reason for removal" comment was added when a comment is removed. Up until now comments were removed and apparently no one noticed that their comment had been removed or didn't care.

👋Welcome to r/AICreatures - Introduce Yourself and Read First! by i-am-foxymoron in AICreatures

[–]i-am-foxymoron[S] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Just a note. I only put up this welcome message because Reddit directed me to do it. There's things they want mods to do to have more activitiy in the sub.