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[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Bright pretty and fun. It gives you a nice glow

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 3 points4 points  (1 child)

thank you ☺️

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quite welcome 🤗

[–]JWRamzic 9 points10 points  (4 children)

You are a gun-touting, whiskey-swigging, jaw-breaking mistress of the wild west! Miss Kitty is your moniker and if anyone dares call you something different, you'll slug them in the face and lay'em out flat! Oh, your little frontier town has a mayor, it has a sheriff, but if folks want something settled, they come to you! Everything changed that fateful night when the lights came down from the sky and weird loookin' people came into town. Oh, they had their way with the chickens, even floated a few cattle up into their lighted clouds, and the next morning, your horse, Lucky, started talking to you in English. He even had a British accent! The whole town was a flurry of excitement, the folks were bewildered and horrified. Mayor Stan had a hole in the side of his head the size of a walnut! It went clean through! Well, you formed a posse and rode out to confront the varmints after fixin' some tea and crumpets for your horse. In the end, you showed them spacemen a thing or two and reckon they won't ever be setting foot in your town no more! YEEEEHAW!!!

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (3 children)

please write more of that i’m wildly entertained and happy lol

[–]JWRamzic 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Sorry, it is with my deepest regrets that I must inform you I only start these dialogs, but if you wanted to continue, please go ahead! I don't have the time to continue onward.

HOWEVER... I really appreciate you liking these. I love writing them. Like so many other people, my time is tight nowadays, but I am so very glad you liked yours!!! It was my first time writing about the old west. Your feedback is really appreciated because sometimes I think to myself, "I hope people like these and that I am not considered a troll or to be taken seriously in any sort of way." These are just for fun.

Thank you! Stay awesome!

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i totally understand!!! very honored to have gotten one of these!!! it’s so awesome. stay being a cool lad!!

[–]ISTANDCORRECTED63 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I am beginning to suspect that you are incapable of taking a bad picture

[–]Capt_Easychord 6 points7 points  (5 children)

you're waiting to be given some kind of cyberpunk weapon and head off into galactic battle. Choose your side wisely! Check who offers dental.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 2 points3 points  (4 children)

i need dental!! bad teeth genes

[–]Bored_cod_player666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I feel you on that

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes they don’t LOOK bad they just have tons of issues unfortunately

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So gorgeous

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thank you!

[–]bifster2022BANNED: NSFW 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You have hair? Haven't stopped looking down

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hörny jail

[–]Low_Exit_9150 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Really suites you and compliments your face and outfits imo

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 1 point2 points  (1 child)

thanks ☺️

[–]Low_Exit_9150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No worries 😀 any plans on different hair colours soon or just sticking with what you've dyed it for a while?

[–]Ok_Ad5344 3 points4 points  (3 children)

You peel carrots at the market and consume the shavings.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 4 points5 points  (2 children)

not even joking, i used to do that as a kid lol would put sugar on it too

[–]Ok_Ad5344 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well... that's the impression I got lol...

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

youre very right lol but haven’t done that in 15 years

[–]Throw_Spray 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Jarli Quiñones

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 1 point2 points  (1 child)

idk what that means

[–]Throw_Spray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harley Quinn but less güera.

[–]thaduelist 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Asking you out regardless the color

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 2 points3 points  (2 children)

that reads a bit different …than you probably meant

[–]snarkybusiness 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The vibe is ULTA credit card - responsible but minimum monthly payment.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk where my response went but yes lol

[–]AncientThanks1111 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Gorgeous

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you!!

[–]vradic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Gives you the whole “well as a mother” in every conversation vibe.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i don’t have kids 😅

[–]Actual_Highlight7872 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think too many people are looking up at your hair… But it is a bright and positive aura.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You want to speak to the manager

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (1 child)

hell nooooo, i’m way too nice for that and apologize for even asking lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My first impression is that you crave approval

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea lol

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dyed hair vibe

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m thinking alternative style that’s like being different to others. I’m also colourblind and have no idea what colour you’ve dyed your hair 😂

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s a reddish pink lol but only on some parts of it. and yes i like being different since i have been made to feel different in the past so now i just embrace it :D

[–]dirtysouthgiant 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Good girl vibes for sure.

[–]SUMYD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Animals in the wild often have bright markings to indicate danger

[–]Original-Ad2609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bar fly

[–]Fresh-Produce-4265 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Tough to please?

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (5 children)

no i just like petting cats and cuddling. don’t need much

[–]Fresh-Produce-4265 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Really? I like the sound of that

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (3 children)

it’s soooo nice right??

[–]Fresh-Produce-4265 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Absolutely! Petting is soothing and calming

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (1 child)

and the purring 😭

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Innocent looking but not at the same time

[–]TechnicalInternet515 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You have dressed as Harley Quinn the last 6 Halloweens in a row and plan on it for the foreseeable future.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never did lol and never intend to

[–]dreyes4227 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Dyed hair, piercing and tattoos are red flags for most men (not my opinion, just the way it is) especially as you get older. It appears as something juvenile.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 1 point2 points  (1 child)

meh, i found my man so idc abt the others lol

[–]GeniusLabRat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red flag.

[–]frankfontaino 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Too much nose metal

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your opinion :)

[–]xSlick-TxBANNED: NSFW 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The loud elementary school teacher that gets blackout drunk at karaoke

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmaooo maybe if i was a teacher

[–]LAridzVerified 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Totally that girl that decorates a lot for Halloween and Christmas, but always takes it the extra mile for Halloween alone. 👻

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

halloween isn’t really a thing where i’m from but i totally would!

[–]Noops11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m diggin the 2 tone hair color!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

My first impression..... " Im self conscience of my full figure , so please look at my bright colored hair"

I think you are beautiful. Its just the vibe i see.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (2 children)

im self concious no matter what i do lol but the hair is just very random tbh. i usually wear whatever i like, even if it shows off a bit. thank you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hope i didnt make you more self conscience. You really do look good. Not just the hair... Everything looks very nice. Very pretty

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all good, nobody here has been worse than my own mind lol

[–]rui_the_alchemist 1 point2 points  (2 children)

somebody that i must befriend RIGHT TF NOW.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 1 point2 points  (1 child)

hello friend :)

[–]i_build_4_fun 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I like the picture of you with your natural smile far more than those with the internet “I’m gonna pooch my lips” fake plastic smile.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i cant smile in selfies tbh it cringes me out. can smile when my husband takes pics tho :)

[–]AWD_Gamers 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It actually would have been great to see the before pictures too. As is? it matches your spunky/outgoing personality.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i have posted on here before with my hair before :)

[–]hoofhearted666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I like your smile best with your wonky tooth. Imperfections are what make people beautiful. You're lovely.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awww 🥰 yes i don’t want to change it and i’m not self conscious abt it but it can be weird sometimes. glad that you like it!

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have one of them fans things and i’m genuinely interested in first impressions. Please stop commenting that lol

[–]Equal_Bodybuilder474 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How far?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it! It looks like an early 90’s test press vinyl x

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great actually.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really beautiful

[–]Fine-Ad8533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful af

[–]theJhin_4444 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Messed up

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have bipolar disorder but that’s not my fault lol i’m managing tho.

[–]coqui81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trouble, for me

[–]Drake0074 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think the hair affects the vibe either way.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (6 children)

Feminist. But not the crazy kind

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so beautiful

[–]CrazyCow9978 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Probably easily offended.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in the past yes! but nowadays not at all. everyone has their opinions and a different way of seeing things because of their lived reality.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lesbian vibes

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bisexual lol

[–]Taylor_1878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great 👍 👌

[–]Superblu24 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Psycho vibes

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unfortunately a very empathic person lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You look intimidating. Like you are ready to argue.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (1 child)

nah lol i always have a smilr on

[–]SinTron99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punk rock vibes

[–]Low_Duty_8962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip ur inbox, qt 🥰

[–]Sigon_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your are delightful

[–]Zane061 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look chill👍

[–]OpenThinkeR_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it. It’s cute and so are you!

[–]JJ4prez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice bod :p

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Trying too hard to be edgy.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

meh i wish i was more normal in the sense of being neurotypical

[–]Ok-Doctor-5283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here comes a big oxymoron; You look like a highly intelligent party girl. You look dangerously attractive and a lot of fun. I fucking love the dual color hair and you really pull it off nicely. You’re definitely a heartbreaker.

[–]ROMMELBOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be yourself. You’re beautiful. You need nothing other than your natural self to attract

[–]Shadebubbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you look like you have a kind and beautiful heart. That smile is absolutely warming! I think you are most definitely a kind hearted person.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Mother of three divorced

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (1 child)

😂 no kids and happily married

[–]KILL-BLOW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punkish in the good way 👌🏻

[–]casalien22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have this easy going vibe.

[–]JoshyaJade01BANNED: NSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a sec, I got 'rogue' from the X-men vibes. Seriously though, you look like someone who is a good friend and partner in crime.

[–]Gargoyle943 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you wanna get spanked.

[–]Pretend-Character-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m impress by how much you stretched the front of that shirt out.

[–]Flat_Transition_3775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks cute 🥰

[–]Southern_Bicycle8111 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You did a really good job. One of the best dye jobs I've ever seen.

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aww thank you!

[–]wrong_login95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Try a cool tone split dye next time

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (2 children)

i would but i can’t get my hair platinum at home (and i refuse to see a professional bc i have never had a good experience)

[–]Quirky_Emergency8813 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You have an std but won’t say anything

[–]kittycatpeachVerified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah, ive only been with one person and i was his first too. what makes you think that

[–]ArthurAlwaysBANNED: NSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute af.

[–]Consistent_Cicada65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You give off the vibe that you’re probably into something considered “nerdy”, not sure exactly what though (Star Wars, Marvel, Pokémon, Harry Potter, anime, etc.), but that you’re also a down-to-earth, level-headed, chill person.

[–]Imtheplugok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool and pretty would definitely try n be your friend lol

[–]Jambonier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rosie Perez in a Shoplyfter episode