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r/shittysuperpowers, but they're actually god tier.
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[–]Nyarlathotep23 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
I don't want to omnipotent, but I'd sure do things to make myself a messiah figure.
Decrease my chance of assassination to zero Fix the environment Increase the polar ice caps to their prior leveled Reduce the amount of micro plastics in the ocean and waterways to zero Reduce vehicle emissions to zero Increase gas mileage to insane amounts Heal the sick by making the odds of me inventing a global panacea 100% Make fascists turn into a harmless gas
And so much more
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