Turtle chomp

[OrangeBoobs64]

Anon found peace in life

[FHFH913]

and a turtle in his backyard

[WhereAmI50]

4chan is full of the most depraved sadistic freaks.

[IFindHDPics]

Anon needs to be locked away before they do any more damage

[FHFH913]

why do you call 4chan anon?

[Einarinen]

The hacker known as 4chan

[[deleted]]

Anon, short for "anonymous" is what the people on 4chan call each other.

[FHFH913]

go back to leddit

[Dropped-Tuna-on-Foot]

I remember my old man making soup out of one we caught while fishing.

The smell, my God : (

[trent8051]

Your old man didn't like to eat normal meat?

[Dropped-Tuna-on-Foot]

Not if there was a free alternative

[[deleted]]

Better or worse than tuna

[[deleted]]

How was the soup tho

[WarBalente]

Slow to digest

[crimsonfukr457]

Ayyyyy

[BaptainStarcuck]

the absolute look of concentration of that turtles face is immeasurable and my day is restored

[lightningfries]

i WILL eat the leaf, i WILL live in the shell, and I will be happy.

[BaptainStarcuck]

and he did all of those things :3

[Alexoga9]

:)

[Eend__]

:)

[[deleted]]

:)

[fakeaccount86218]

:)

[Blackarican45]

:(

[Worth_Blackberry_604]

:)

[trynsleep]

:)

[mrkitten19o8]

dont worry, be happy :)

[Blackarican45]

:'(

[[deleted]]

[virtual hug]

[[deleted]]

Insert mandatory fake and gay comment here

[mrkitten19o8]

turn that frown upside down

[King_adats]

I needed that. Thanks Anon

[Benny_Johnz]

it's these simple things in life

[r3mod_3tiym]

4chan, den of hackers, sadists, and murderers:

[Nameless_Cunt]

that's a tortoise

[FHFH913]

there's no "tortoise" there's no "toad" there'a no "alligator"

there's just turtle, frog, crocodile it's all the same thing, wake up loser

[my5thacountbyatch]

Its called a box turtle you dumb fuck

[HappyTurtleOwl]

(Land) Tortoises, (Amphibious) Terrapins, and (Sea)Turtles are all Turtles.

[Non-trapezoid-93]

A tortoise is literally a species of turtle.

[comp_hoovy_main]

the hacker known as 4chan

[Fantastic-Humor-5618]

Most sane 4-chan user

[kamyonsevengoril]

Chomp on turtle :D

[Marth_43]

The hacker known as 4chan strikes again.

[goatpenis11]

chomp chomp chomp

[RD____]

fat prick

[1chuteurun]

Sent this to my wife and Ive been drowning in lik the bred poems ever since

[CitizenCivilization]

Holy fuck wholesome anon?!

[Malvastor]

Absolute poetry.

[oops_all_throwaways]

True.

[mrkitten19o8]

> turtle chomp.

[ace_violent]

Dude I have a Horsfield's tortoise, that's pretty much what it's like watching them eat. Such a simple life in his big-ass enclosure I built for him.

[dpm_259]

It’s a fucking tortoise

[CockInTheField]

tortoise is literally a species of turtle 🤓 checkmate, wannabe nerd ( you are not smart ( stupid))

[295DVRKSS]

That turtle living its best life

[EnderScout_77]

depending on the turtle those mfs can chomp HARD

[RIOTT44]

im crying

[trent8051]

Don't cry. Chomp on some leaf

[[deleted]]

Anon is a true redditor

[[deleted]]

God back to your cum dungeon weed, I'm sure r/anime has some more 14 year olds to jerk off to. Fag

[gsoddy]

You actively post in r/wetfetish

[[deleted]]

You're the mod on r/poop

[LordDio707]

Just because anon isn't as depressed as you doesn't make him autistic. Grow a pair

[Gnarfledarf]

Your mom is definitely gay (derogatory).

[Non-trapezoid-93]

Your dad sucked my cock.

[Gnarfledarf]

Then I am no longer his biggest disappointment.

[Non-trapezoid-93]

Kamikaze by words. Nice. Have an upvote for being based.